What If?

What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?????? (and not me!!!) LOL
(thank you Jimmy Buffet)........

Welcome to a New Day, a new beginning!

My Favorite Prayer: (for you)
I wish for you....
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed for you today
To guide you and protect you as you go along your way....
His love is always with you
His promises are true
You know He will see us through.
So, when the road you're travelling on seems difficult at best...
God will do the rest.

I'm sooo happy the days are getting longer. I not longer leave the house in the dark and come home in the dark. It definintely lifts my spirit. so much so that I smile at people on the street and I even spoke to someone who was walking their dog. I just had to ask what type of dog he was walking cause it was sooo cute. (cute to me are bulldogs, pugs, and any other smushed in noses types). It was a "french bulldog" Looks a lil like an alien.. but then again so does my pug dog. Anyway, I think it will go so well with my new aluminum beanie... What do you think?

Aluminum Hat Hair

Well, I slept with my newly created aluminum beanie to see if I would wake up a new person! Well, let me say my creative juices are NOT flowing today, and all I got out of the experience was aluminum hat hair! LOL Maybe i didn't quiet make the hat right. Well, you know what they say: When all else fails, read the instructions. (I'll have to do that again).

RECYLES

Hello Again!!!! Havent' been here for a bit...Have been very busy, which is a good thing I suppose. Also my creative juices haven't been flowing...until my friend, (not Hannah) led me to a site that has great promise "AFDB.COM : Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie", which protects one from psychotronic signals! You don't know how happy I am now.. I think it's those psychotronic signals that were blocking my creative writings and now, lo and behold, I am saved! I can't wait to get home and empty my recycled garbage can and pluck out all the aluminum and embark on the task of creating my new hat. So stay tuned, fellow bloggers, you never know what will be on this page once this hat is made!!!! THANK YOU , my friend!

Happy Birthday Mom :-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(play nice now).

Love and hugssssssssssssss!

Tidbits

All right now...I think I may be getting depressed. I mean is it normal to look forward to lunch time because I can't wait to read the inside of Snapple cap for its new and exciting scientific fact of the day? Do I really care that the average American generates four to five pounds of garbage every day? I mean, really. Is there anyone out there who will prove this to me? I won't, that's for sure! But the funny thing is that I'll remember this tidbit but can't remember how to file my "stuff" on my computer. Arrgghhhh!

The Day My Kitten was Born

Januray 16, 2005 , at approximately , oh in the afternoon sometime!, Oink was born along with his three sibling kittens!!!!!!!!!! Woohoooooo!
Congrats all around!!! So he was born on a holiday, Martin Luther King Day and he's a Capricorn (oh no , so is my husband and I have no idea how that figures into anything but I thought it worth mentioning) .

OINK

Ok speaking of Snot the Pug...Does anyone think that this dog will get along with a kitten,as yet unborn, who has already been christened with the name of OINK? My friend, (not Hannah) has a pregnant cat whose ready to pop any second now. I informed her I'd take Oink (I used to collect pigs) and a pug dog is very similar to a pig by the way, (he snorts, grunts , has a curly tail, etc.). So anyway,what's gnawing at me is the fact that what if .....Snot doesn't like him/her? What if he/she is not the cutest kitten in the whole wide world? and How the hell is my friend going to get her/him here? We're about 700 miles away from each other. Hmmmmm??????

Poop Talk

Ok...I have a lil pug dog...some people call him Snot (and I'll keep that name here to preserve my real identity, ha ha)....but..I always wonder why he always and i mean always, poops twice every time i take him out? I'm reminded of the title of the movie "The Postman Always Rings Twice"...cause whenever I'm out with Snot I say: "the snotman always poops twice"....(oh well i thought it was funny).

STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Ok, I'm stupid....You know how you always tell kids (and grownups too) never. ever to push down on the garbage bags just in case there's something that may cut you ??? Wellllll guess who did that at 5AM this morning??? Yup....cut up my pinky on the lid of a dog food can. (Well that's the last time that dog gets fed!) I'm only kidding (to all you PETA people out there!) .I love my lil snot dog and i'll never stop feeding him. I'll just stop trying to take the garbage out at 5AM and walk the dog like i'm supposed to. (It's a good thing I had a tetnus shot a few months ago after that white greyhound bit me (not mine btw). Y'all have a great day cause I find myself typing real slow, on account of the hurting lil pinky here!

A Lil Humor

Some of the signs I have hanging in my office for your entertainment:

"Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience. Turns out that I just don't give a shit."

"I keep hitting escape, but I'm still here."

"I like to watch people trip."

Ya reckon that's why people are hesitant to come into my office??????????

Pressure!

OH BOY! My friend, (not Hannah) now has a link in her blog to my blog! This is going to put a lil pressure on me to perform. I'm going to make believe that she didn't really do this, lest it lend to my lack of honesty and/or humor here. So I'll continue to be my witty, effervescent self and ignore it! (he he).

(and don't believe her: I AM NOT, I repeat NOT, a connoisseur of kangeroo porn!!!!!)

Maybe Tomorrow

Have you ever experienced that feeling, when right smack dab in the middle of a happy mood, something, some thought, some feeling...from deep down inside hits you like a brick wall? I think I know what it is and what it means. Its an action that has to be taken on my part but I refuse (am in denial, won't look, etc) to do anything at the moment. An as I write this I cry. That's how deep the feeling goes. Reaches into my heart strings and plays them all wrong. "Do the right thing and the right thing will happen". That's what i've been taught. But if I do that, the wrong thing is going to happen and I can't deal with that today. Maybe tomorrow.

Poor Me

I have a friend in Savannaugh and her name is not Hannah!
But I'm told she has dozens of them thar people called cousins!
I've only got three! Poor lil ole me!

Happy New Year!

A very happy and healthy New Year to All.!!!!!
On reflecting the past 12 months i have to say that it was good. I've grown quite a bit, mentally and spiritually,at least,and have learned some lessons along the way. As I stated in my very first blog, i've continued to live life one day at a time and in doing so it makes life a little less stressful. Oh i can say i plan for the future, i just don't worry so much about it anymore.