"Monkey Monday" Tuesday.....

Happy Monkey Monday on Tuesday!



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Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!
These pictures are hints. Bet ya can't guess what tomorrow is.
;-)

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Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend.

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Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday


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Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!

An Odat NYC Award will be given for the best caption.

Ok go!!!! ;-) May the best captioner win!

There are no rules, just what makes me laugh the most.

On another note, but still monkey related, I have been given the ultimate honor by Mike (Mike's Homefront) and Notorious Tom (the monkey) of being bestowed Executive Membership in the Monkey Alliance Group! (MAG). What is the monkey alliance group, you may ask? Read on:

Monkey Alliance Group New Member Welcome Packet

Welcome, ODAT to the Monkey Alliance Group. We are a well financed group of monkeys who are in support of returning world power back to our Monkey King, Notorious T.O.M .Here is your membership card:

As an Executive member, you will receive all of the benefits that the MAG has to offer, which includes the following:


1) Entry into the Forbidden City and access to all the cool parties there.
2) Immunity from the inevitable attack on mankind.
3) Free bug removal from your hair by one of our trained specialists.
4) Tree swing training
5) Access to the All-You-Can-Eat Banana Buffet
6) Free access to the world class resort island of Sentosa, where monkeys run free and drink rose petal drinks all day.
7) Free specialized daycare for your pets and co-workers.


As an Executive Member, you will be required to perform recon missions on preselected humans of our choosing and report back as to his or her actions and whereabouts. Daily patterns and routines of these preselected humans must be reported back to the Monkey Alliance Military (MAM), where data is gathered in preparation for the Grand Assault. Failure to do so may result in your membership being disbanded.Your human this week will be: Howard Stern


Once Again, Welcome ODAT


Pretty cool, huh?

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!

I'm still living off all your hugs and it's all good!

Peace

Monkey Monday Test Time

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY ALL!

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture. A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

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It's Monkey Monday

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY!

Where the heck did the weekend go? Did I even participate in it? Didn't want to get out of bed today. It flew by and I don't know what the heck I did. Oh I did make the beef stew yesterday and it was great!!! Afterwards, I had rice pudding. Took a nap.

I lead such an exciting life.

This may be why the Snot Dog doesn't like the snow. Ya think?

Peace

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY Y'ALL!

I played the carols and we sang

Monkey and me and all the gang!

We had a wild weekend, monkey and me

We even hung monkey balls on the tree!

(yes, I am losing my mind)

pEACE

Happy Monkey Monday

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY!!

(Roger, of Idaho Daily Photos was so sweet to make this picture for me. Go visit his picture blog, he's so talented with his photos!)

It's going to be tough getting back into the swing (pun intended) of things, after being off for a week from work. So in order to start off our Monday with a smile here's little joke to keep ya laughing:

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &"My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99

Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.

Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry

Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

Peace
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Happy Monkey Monday/My Tat

I'm not looking at work this week....(I'm on vacation!!!) well at least I'm off from work, I'll be doing things around the house. But still, it sure beats working at work, I mean, ya know? :-)

Here's my butterfly....tatoo.

Gratitude list:

1) Coffee!

2) Warm quilts.

3) Monkeys

4) Sleeping in

5) Soft pillows.

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday/Veterans Day

Don't forget...

Hug a vet!

(so sayeth the happy monkey).

Happy Veterans Day!

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday!

“If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)

Happy Monday!

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Take a deep breath.....release.....

Ah....Isn't that better?

But it's still freakin Monday!

Aarrgghh!

Peace ;-)

Happy Monkey Monday........

Happy Monkey Monday

Here we go again......It's Monday!!! I'm going back to work today after being off sick all last week.....(I thought I was going to die, but I didn't)....as you can tell by my posting this. But then again, this could be a ghost or someone else taking over my identity. But it's not. (I mean who else would do a Happy Monkey Monday????? ;-)

Hope everyone had a nice weekend.

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!

I hope you all had a nice weekend. I didn't! I got food poisoning Friday night and have been in bed since then...I've never been sooo sick in my life ;-(

I'll be back to my effervescent self soon (I hope).

Peace

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend...it got really hot here again this weekend. Went from the 50's last week to up in the 90's and humid!!! I didn't get a chance to get to the beach but stayed in the A/C most of the time!

A Little Monkey Humor

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

Badda bing! badda boom!

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!

Don't go kissing any ugly monkeys this week ya hear?

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday ;-)

Can I just stay in bed for five more minutes????

Happy Monkey Monday!

Just to let you know I got my coffee made this morning without the cayenne pepper...(in case you were wondering :-)

I'm off to work, like a jerk

I wish I were Captain Kirk

At least he got his own star ship

All I get is a lot of lip.

Oh just kill me now....I have no idea where these thoughts come from...maybe I've been abducted by alieans and they've put probes in my brain to write these things...(Whadda think Ian?) Ok...than's enough for a Monday, enjoy all the monkeys today!

Peace

Monkey Monday!!!

Happy Monkey Monday!

I went on a little sight seeing trip this weekend. Actually it was only a few blocks away from my house. It's a Revolutionary War House. One of the many where George Washington slept..hehe. I took some pics of it and the surrounding landscape with my new camera (which I will show you a little later this week). But that's not what I really want to say here...although I just did..but hey, ok, so I did!

In order to download the pics from the picture card on my camera I'm to insert the card into a little card holder first that fits my computer because the card itself doesn't fit. I forgot that! In my eager excitement (obsessiveness) I took the card from the camera and put it into the slot in my laptop. That's the moment I remembered it's supposed to go into the holder first! Damn, damn, and damn! It's like when a VCR tape used to get stuck in your VCR, only this was 100 times smaller! Damn! I didn't have a little tiny screwdriver to get it out!! I tried tweezers, pins, banging it on it's side! I thought to myself "I'm not taking this into the store to get this out, this is crazy!!!! I felt so stupid! Damn again! In desperation I pushed the card "holder' into the slot and it caught onto it and came out! What a fool am I...., I sang all night. And no, I didn't break my laptop nor the picture card! Lucky again!!!

I need someone to watch over me!!! Damn!

Peace