New information for Women:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
Peace
Gratitude List:
1) Duct Tape
2) Spears
3) Matches
4) Rugged men
5) Tampons
hehehe
21 comments:
Oh no! They left out menopause!
I must say, you caught me off guard with that one. great.
Although I can't quite put my finger on it, once again I read a posting of your and feel somewhat insulted. HMMMMMMM!!!!!
Gonna have to think on this one.
Later Y'all
It's not man's fault that Eve couldnt keep her frickin' mouth off of the apple. Cheers!!
Skittles mentioned your blog in hers today.
Thanks for the great read.
It's been a while since I found something that kept my attention and made me laugh.
You are now a regular morning stop.
hi odat! what's goin' on honey? your post today is very funny! i laughed out loud and then sarge wanted to know what i was laughing at and all and then one thing led to another and the next thing i knew we were eating balogna sandwiches and you know what? they weren't half bad. now sometimes sarge likes spam, but not me. he eats it cold out of the can on white bread with mayo. ewwwww. nasty! you know? well anyway we are playing poker tonight and i just thought i'd let you know in case you are looking for me or anything. are you going to oday? look for me that is? anyway, later y'all..... bee
Great stuff, I always thought soldiers should be women with PMS, what are your thought about that..........
Oh by the way I linked your site
I am only attracted to men that other women are attracted to. It's not that limiting.
skittles, no menopause is in there..
Sgt. You of all people, should never be caught off guard! lol
Melon, I don't know where you're getting those feelings from...geeze.
Matt, but the apple was so shiney and ripe!!! ;-) and had rugged, masculine features!
Bee, there you are again, rubbing it in that y'all are retired...and eating bologna and spam????? lol
Win some money at poker tonight!
Sarge, If soldiers were women with PMS, we wouldn't need any more armies cause there would be no wars!
Thanks for the visit, I'm going to link you too...wow..i'll have two sergeants on my list now...I feel so special!
Mist,
What can I say? Always ahead of the times....
Peace
Hello, I love the boob names thing that skittles put on her blog, and you and E'bee are always exchanging funny moments! does she still have your diary?
So i had to come and check you out.
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I am loving Rugged men being on the gratitude list! where are they? can you send one over to me please!lol!
Claire (aka blind melons)
Ditto, Ditto and double toil and trouble DITTO! LOL ~M
Very funny. Did they say when women are attracted to glasses and big ears? I'm asking for a friend of mine...
I am only attracted to men who are undeniably gay.
Hi Odat,
That's funny...and VERY true!
Crap in a hat! Charlie has popped out of the bush and we need reinforcements!
Ian
Hahaha! So that's the reason I feel like committing murder at least once a month. ;-)
I've read about this before and all I want to know is where that duct tape I left on the couter gone...
cr, thanks for the visit..i'll check out that site.
My, Uhuh...lol
michael, hmmm, not sure what to tell "your friend"....but maybe if he started a blog and made everyone laugh.
lee, you're too funny!
liz,Hiya! lol
Ian...ut oh...he said "the" expressioin!
lizza, nah I don't think so...lmao.
Jenn, thanks so much for the visit...
You just made my day. Thanks!
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