Vacation Land.............................

Off to Greece....see ya!!!

Peace

Ghouls and Goblins and Ghosts, Oh My.

I was one of three judges at a Halloween Party on Friday. It was at a Benefit Dinner Dance that's held every year for a foundation that helps orphaned children. This was the last year of this benefit that has been held for the past 25 years. Needless to say, lots of people showed up in costume! I'd say there were about 300 people in attendance and the costumes were fabulous.

Of course, we three judges were being schmoozed all night long. There's nothing like having ghouls and goblins and ghosts and zombies coming up and introducing themselves to you.

The costumes were all original and most home made but were really really really great!

Of course I forgot my camera, but I wouldn't have been able to get a lot of pictures, I mean I had a lot of responsiblity! I roved the room just LQQKING! LOL.

Some of the costumes: A group came as the entire cast of Gilligan's Island....boat and all, and each one of them looked exactly like the charactors.

Another group came as Rocky Balboa and that "Russian Guy Fighter" , complete with boxing rink, trainers and the "girls" that hold up the round cards.

There was Bridal Barbie, (box and all!), ghoulish chefs serving candied eyeballs, a group a guys came as Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and other woman super heroes. They made very pretty woman.......

There were a group of bees buzzing, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Vanna White (a man), a fat guy in a bikini.....you name it, it was there.

I had a great time and did a lot of laughing.....all for a good cause.

Peace

Boooooooooooo....

Be careful out there :-)


Peace

Random Things....

I'm getting excited....look at my countdown over there...8 more days until my VACATION!!!!!!! I'm also getting sad because I have to leave lil old Snotdog and his Bro, Tank the Terror, home. I'm not worried about anything else cept for that....

I just can't wait. It's been a long time since I traveled outside the country. I'm not sure if I'll blog from there. I'm not bringing my laptop to Greece but I understand there are lots of Internet Cafe's there.

I'm only bringing one suitcase. Do you know how hard that is? I'm going to do it!!

So it's a week before my vacation and I get an abscessed tooth. The dentist tried to save it but I had to get it pulled yesterday. ( I don't want any teeth problems overseas. ) Oh, last night I made escarole and beans and as I was eating the phone rang. Now with my tooth being pulled and my mouth a little numb I said I just sat down to eat my escarole and beans and the person on the other end of the phone thought I said "eskimo" and beans....lmao.

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What Can I Say, I'm a Kid at Heart.....

Halloween Toys & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com

Just saying.....

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Laugh Day

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied! ,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...

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I asked my wife,
'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'
she said.
So I suggested,
'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,'
she answered.
I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
'Yes.'
So I said,
'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...


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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first…
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...


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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said,
'Dust.'
And then the fight started...


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale..
And then the fight started...


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her,
'Do you know him?'
'Yes,'
she sighed,
‘He’s my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!'
I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...


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I rear-ended a car this morning.... So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...


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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER:
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors… I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said,
'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Peace