Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Color of My Personality

At the urging of "not Hannah" I took this quiz........Here's my results:

odat1283's Existing Situation
Volatile and outgoing. Needs to feel that events are developing along desired lines, otherwise irritation can lead to changeability or superficial activities.

odat1283's Stress Sources
Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and to bridge the gap which she feels separates herself from others. Anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to explore all its possibilities, and to live it to the fullest. She therefore resents any restriction or limitation being imposed on her and insists on being free and unhampered.

odat1283's Restrained Characteristics
Believes that she is not receiving her share--that she is neither properly understood or adequately appreciated. Feels that she is being compelled to conform, and close relationships leave her without any sense of emotional involvement.
Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity, but tries to avoid conflict.

odat1283's Desired Objective
Takes easily and quickly to anything which provides stimulation. Preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. Wants to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. Uses tactics cleverly so as to avoid endangering her chances of success or undermined others' confidence in herself.

odat1283's Actual Problem
Seeks to avoid criticism and to prevent restriction of her freedom to act, and to decide for herself by the exercise of great personal charm in her dealings with others.

odat1283's Actual Problem #2
Has a fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants. This leads her to employ great personal charm in her dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for her to reach her objectives.
Take the ColorQuiz yourself right now!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Things You May Want to Know (or maybe not).

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

The female Praying Mantis eats her mate after sex. During the act the female will hook her large arms around to hold him in place and start nibbling away. The sex drive is so strong in the male that he can continue to copulate even if his partner gets a little peckish before he's finished.

The male tick doesn't have a penis. Instead, he uses his nose to sniff out the females vagina. Once he's made it large enough by poking his nose around, he turns round and deposits his seamen. To finish the job off, he then turns round again and pushes the seamen inside with his trusty nose.

The oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to being female. It may go back and forth many times.

Coffee Quotes (Don't Ask!)

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006


Ok...Why do i always start out with OK? Don't I think its because I'm trying to find some spark of an idea to write about......Haven't been here for a while because ...well just because. So here i am again, sans aluminum hat. It's been way too cold to wear anyway. After all that snow, temperatures went up lil, snow melted. Then it turned so cold my spit froze. (not that i spit, i only do it when it's real cold out to see if it So that's it for now....See when i get some ideas...;-)

Tuesday, February 14, 2006



Monday, February 13, 2006

AIN'T NO STOPPING ME !!!!!!'s 28 inches of snow later....and after shoveling and digging and getting my driveway clear of ALL SNOW.....and going to sleep last night thinking "good...i can just zip right out of here in the morning.." guess what happens?
SNOW PLOW!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blocked me back in.......So at 5Am this morning....I'm out there, (not with a shovel or a snow blower, but with my FEET!)
I kicked it away!!!!!! yup....did. I was so infuriated. I'm sure my neighbors were appreciative of hearing me and my lil feet kicking blocks of snow right out into the newly plowed street! but i was determined...(had to get to work on time today for a meeting). I think i'll market the Mutant Ninja Snow Kicker. Has a nice ring.... don't cha think?
Well my wish for you today is: "don't let those snow plows get ya down".....(there's always a way)

One more thing about snow: Do people think its the end of the world when it snows that everone, and i mean everyone, is out at the same time buying grocercies???? Why is that?

Friday, February 10, 2006

A Lil Mood Music!

Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely, Bitchy

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Random Thoughts's time to get out the old aluminum beanie cause i haven't felt the urge to publish anything lately. Let me see, what do i have to tell you? ummmmm...
I've noticed lately that the quality (if there were any at all) of customer service is deteriorating as time goes by. I bought something yesterday (he he) won't tell you what ...(but it was from Victoria Secret's) and the sales "girl" , who is supposed to wrap it all nice in tissue paper and make ya feel kinda special because you're spending so much money for a itty bitty piece of material (lol), just crumbled it all up in her hand, shoved it into the tissue paper and said "here".......not even a thank you!!!! well.....geeze........! (didn't make me feel speicial!!!) Altho it doesn't matter....I will when i wear "it"......;-)

and another thing....what is happening to today's youths???? What are they teaching in the schools....(omg I sound like my mother!)..but anyway...I have a hypenated last name and I was returning something to the store and they asked me for my name. So i preceeded to spell out my last name...e.g. Smith(hyphen)Smith......the "girl" asked me "What's a hyphen????" omg!!!!! I told her it was the same as a minus sign! (something my husband always thought too when i took the hyphenated name....said i would be "minus" him someday)

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Old Friends......

So......after not seeing a group of friends in is that none of us have changed??????? LMAOOOOO