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Monday, February 27, 2006

Coffee Quotes (Don't Ask!)

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

3 comments:

Just D said...

I am one who has a genuine medical need for coffee. Do NOT get in my way or I may hurt you.

Odat said...

hmmmmm......you know what they say about people like you don't ya?

Just D said...

No.. what?