THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Peace
FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Peace
31 comments:
Funny stuff! Good to see that from you again.. Humour got me through some pretty rough times, too...
Very good! Must remember some of those!!
Your love soothed my heart after I was rejected.
But I have one question; does this look infected?
Cheers Odat!!
these are funny, Odat.
((Hugs))
I love that hahahahaha nice! :D
You have made my day! Thank you, Odat!
Monty
My darling,my love
You're smell like a dirty dove.
you are a sweet fun loving girl
that is why you live in a tree like a squirrel
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
We have a winner!!!!!!!!!
These are hilarious! And really, how many times have you thought one of these things? I have! lol!
Happy Wednesday Odat!
These are great. And there's time to turn them into Valentine's Day cards! So many to choose from.
The night I met you I was instantly enthralled
We woke up together and I was apalled
thanks for the Hump Day laughter
Peace
Bwahahahahahaha, must be talking about my ex here. Bwahahahahaha. Thanks for the belly laughs and have a great day. :)
I can always use a good laugh and these did it.
I want to blogroll you sweets, so I beg forgiveness, are you a mom?
These are great! What a laugh!
I wish I had those back when I was dating :)
#3!
These are so awesome. They should be made into postcards you can then send anonymously to people. Lol.
heheee!
Very funny! Funny, indeed. :)
Thanks for the smiles.
You are my true love and I can think of no other.
Thank the good lord you don't look like your mother.
Loved them Odat.
hahahaha hahahahaha
thats so classic Id say more but its hard to type when your hosing yourself
What burning love, I can barely see!
I wish you'd just quit using Mace on me...
Ha!
That's why I always wake up screaming made me LOL.
Thanks!
♥ 2 U
isn't that weird ? They are funny, but it just made me sad today... I want someone to be sweet to me, not give me a punchline that shows how little they care. Oh well, chalk it off to a vulnerable mood.
How are you doing today, Odat ?
These should all be on greeting cards. Some of them are wicked.
I've made my cyber move and can be found at this site now.
My love is like a red, red, rose;
but please trim that hair growing out of your nose.
My apologies...
~~~Blessings~~~
There are some great poets out there! :)
These are GREAT!!! All of them are fantastic. Thank you so much for a good laugh, Odat.
Laughing.......laughing.....thank you!
Oh man....these are good! I was trying to think of another one but I can't.
Fantastic stuff, Odat! Thanks for the much needed laugh.#'s 2 and 3 are my faves.
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