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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Joke Day


The 4th Wedding

A woman was being interviewed by the local newspaper on the eve of her
fourth wedding ---- at age 84!!!

The reporter asked what her new husband-to-be did for a living and she
replied that he was a funeral director.

That made the reporter curious to know what her three previous husbands'
occupations had been.

She had to think for a bit, but then she remembered that she had married a
banker in her twenties, a circus ringmaster in her forties, and a preacher
in her sixties.

The reporter asked why in the world she had married four men with such
wildly diverse interests in life.

"Oh, that's easy," she replied.

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and
four to go."

Peace

9 comments:

Barb said...

bwahahahaha! Shw was a visionary!

Have a great day, Odat! Big hugs xo

secret agent woman said...

Oh, man - I didn't even see that coming.

Akelamalu said...

LOL I wasn't expecting that punchline - fabulous!

the walking man said...

Pretty good one O!

Sandy B said...

She was one sharp cookie!

Jeff B said...

That was a riot!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Hahahaha. Thanks.

buffalodick said...

Good planning on her part! Funny!

Realliveman said...

Funny!