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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Joke Day

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."



secret agent woman said...

Ha ha!

My mother told me that when my sister was little she saw a nun in her habit and pointed at her and said, "Look! A black bride!"

barb said...


The sad part is, that is true for many, many young folk out there nowadays. So many babies having babies without a clue of the reposonsibilty they are not ready to take on.

Sandy B said...

That's a mighty smart kid!

Akelamalu said...

LOL out of the mouths of babes!

the walking man said...

Backwards and sew the zipper up.

buffalodick said...

Funny one, odat!

Patti said...

Cute one, Odat!

Moi said...

hahah!! Love it!

Realliveman said...


Roger said...

Bahahahaha! :)