A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
Peace
10 comments:
Ha ha!
My mother told me that when my sister was little she saw a nun in her habit and pointed at her and said, "Look! A black bride!"
*snort*
The sad part is, that is true for many, many young folk out there nowadays. So many babies having babies without a clue of the reposonsibilty they are not ready to take on.
That's a mighty smart kid!
LOL out of the mouths of babes!
Backwards and sew the zipper up.
Funny one, odat!
Cute one, Odat!
hahah!! Love it!
ROTF
Bahahahaha! :)
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