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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Joke Time!


VERY SHORT STORY

Man driving down road.

Woman driving on same road in opposite direction.

They pass each other.

Woman yells out window at man, "PIG!"

Man yells out window back at woman, "BITCH!!"

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

Peace

16 comments:

Michael C said...

Too, too funny. Kind of reminds me of when I was a little kid and I tried to warn my mom about a duck, only problem is that she thought I said something that rhymes with duck.

OK, I made that up, but it's incredibly early here...happy thursday ;-)

Deb said...

Laughing at Michael's comment here.

Pickled Olives said...

Heck, if anyone would listen.

Anonymous said...

what a lovely story ..lol ..come on! a hard on has to count as personal growth!!!

Danielle said...

Great story. I gotta second Pickled Olives though.

Thanks for the smile

Matt said...

ODAT,

I read somewhere that men speak dramatically far fewer words per day than women. I want to say around 1/3 of the words women spill.

These are largely due to brain differences....

For men, the trick to developing good "listening" skills is to build a good filter--if you will--that allows you to really understand the 4% of quality information passed on by the woman.

Otherwise, it's like drinking from a fire hose.

Matt-Man said...

Bada Bing...But please dont sell a hard-on short!!

Loving Annie said...

Ha-ha to the red button !!!! And the post !!!!

Hope you have a good Thursday Odat !

Claudia said...

hehe

Odat said...

michael, my brother and I learned how to say the word that rhymes with duck early on ...truck, right???

deb, i'm sure michael thanks you.
lol

Pickled,
What? lol

Anon...thanks for stopping by
and I suppose growth of any kind is still growth...

Danielle,
You're welcome for the smile.

Matt,
Yes dear.

Matt-Man,,
OK OK...I'll put hard-ons on my gratitude list today...ok???

annie,
glad to see ya smiling!

Peace

The CEO said...

I put hard-ons on my gratitude list. Along with your post. I needed it today! Thank you.

SGT DUB said...

I smell bacon!

CS said...

I've used this joke in classes as an example of the problem with making a judgment without adequate information. But your telling of it was psychically aligned with my post last night!

Kiyotoe said...

life probably would be so much simpler wouldn't it?

Not gonna happen....;)

ian said...

Huh? What? No, it's fine. Go ahead.

Mmm. Yeah. Okay. I'll get right on it.

Sorry, I wasn't listening to you. ;)

Ian

heartinsanfrancisco said...

What happened to the pig?