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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Saturday Sillies


Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep (I just know you were wondering)


Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?
If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why can't pigs look up into the sky?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
Peace

15 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hey odat! really, why don't sheep shrink in the rain? hmmm? i once put a wool sweater in the wash and it came out teeny tiny. i was sooo mad! that is a very good question today.

smiles, bee

Loving Annie said...

Good Saturday morning Odat !
Uhmmm, I'm going to go downstairs and fry up a little pig meat right now ! Sizzle, sizzle, yummmm...

And I second Bee's question -- why does that happen ?

Michael C said...

Ha! Ha! Those are great! Although now I want to find a wool sweater and eat ham! Maybe I will...
;-)

My heart runneth over... said...

Oh my, Oh my...

I'm not quite sure what to say... Happy Saturday! Happy Happy Saturday! lol

M

Michael C said...

P.S. I almost forgot: Do Do Minamina
;-)

Deb said...

I love the hamlet one.............

Pickled Olives said...

That is one cute piggy. Thanks for the Saturday funnies.

Sarge Charlie said...

Yep, that is the way they sleep if they are not in a mud hole.....

Danielle said...

Silly, silly girl. You got me and my sistah smiling.

Job well done

ramo said...

Sheeps don't count when they can't go to sleep. They just get up and jump over a fence.

ShadowFalcon said...

If pigs started flying would loads of wierd stuff start happening?

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Abusing farm animals, I see. Thanks for the jolly farm humor.

Matt said...

Thanks for raising these important issues, ODAT.

Pigs are very clean and intelligent animals. That's why women compare men to pigs all of the time.

Pigs are not terribly reflective, however, as they never watch the sky. They are instead rather pragmatic.

thethinker said...

Great picture.

Kiyotoe said...

funny stuff....

and why do pigs have curly tails?