Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

Monday, September 21, 2009



For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back.

He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without...

Send extra sauce!


barb said...

Oooh! That's some spicy meatballs! bwahahahaha!

Patti said...

hahahahahahaha ~ cute one Odat!

Shutterbug8162 said...

Now that was a funny way to start the morning. Thanks for making me smile on this miserable Monday.

Anndi said...

I love that joke.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. That's a good one.

Have a terrific day. :)

katherine. said...

those Italians!

the walking man said...

That's a dinner he'll never forget.

buffalodick said...

Momma Mia! Funny! Last Italian joke I heard..
A man and his wife were vacationing on the Italian sea shore. His wife was to host a party for the rich and famous neighbors at 7:30PM one night, and told her husband to go down and pick up snails on the beach for appetizers.. Bucket in hand, he started picking up snails left and right.. A beautiful woman comes up and says "You look thirsty, come up to my villa for a drink" He happily agrees! One thing leads to another, and he ends up waking up around 6AM.. Oh my God, my wife will kill me, out all night and missing the party.. He runs back to his place with a bucket of snails, trips over the entrance, and spills snails all over the steps.. Wife hears racket, comes out and says "Where in the Hell have you been?" Inspired, the guy yells at the snails "Come on guys! Just a little farther!"

Akelamalu said...

LOL I like that one Odat. :)

Sandy B said...

That three minutes is gonna cost lotsa sauce!