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Monday, September 10, 2007

Happy Monkey Monday.

Happy Monkey Monday!

Start the week laughing!


I thought the following would be appropriate for Monkey Monday:

My New Lincoln

I bought a new Lincoln MKX and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn , I LOVE this car!


Peace

26 comments:

Nosjunkie said...

verry verry original. see I am original too I spel very with two R's

Paul said...

Odat where did you get that pic of my ex-wife's new boyfriend ?? LOL

ian said...

"Ted Kennedy on scotch." *LMAO*

Ian

Lois Grebowski said...

:-D)
LOL

Roger said...

hahhaha hapy MM Odat! ;D

Christy said...

So funny! Made me smile on this bleak Monday.

Matt-Man said...

Have a funny, happy fun-filled Monday Odat...Well as much as a Monday can be!! Cheers...

Ralph said...

I wonder who would have played if they yelled "Morons!"

Michael C said...

Ha!!! I love it!!!!

Sarge Charlie said...

you got to know I love this post. I am rolling on the floor laughing.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Where can I purchase one??

Echomouse said...

LOL I want one of those radios too!

Odat said...

nosjunkie,
Hey, it's good to see you again!

paul, so she got a winner huh??? lmao

Ian, Can you imagine that?? ;-)

lois, ;-)

Roger, you sweet thing, thanks for stopping by.

christy...glad you're smiling!

matt-man, I am, I am!!

ralph, all politicians?

michael, Ha, i'm glad.

sarge, I knew you would get a kick of this...;-)

Odat said...

claudia and echo, I'll research it and let you know...I want one too!
(the car that is, not the ape! lol)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

thanks for making me laugh out loud odat. that was really good for me today honey!!!

smiles, bee

Dan said...

Hee hee!

Mike M said...

I gotta find out where you are getting these pictures of me!!

katherine. said...

okay...that was REALLY funny

Sarge Charlie said...

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My Reflecting Pool said...

Happy Monkey Monday!!!! Whats not to smile about?

Sarge Charlie said...

No, I did not know that, I will never forget.

crazy working mom said...

Thanks for the smile! :)
Happy Monday to you.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Funny. I need a new car, or at least a new car radio.

Patti said...

this is so funny Odat! sorry I didn't stop by yesterday to see it.

but it still works today :~)

The CEO said...

Where can I get a car like that?

Sunrunner said...

That is hilarious!!!! I'm finally getting two seconds to visit some blogs tonight!!