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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Joke Time


Dusty Underwear



One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife; Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker... 'It's not talcum powder..... It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
Peace

21 comments:

Patti said...

Tee hee hee. Snickering along with the wife.

Roger said...

hahahah miracle grow itches! ;D

ian said...

Roger: And it doesn't even work! :D

Ian

Mike M said...

Love the joke. I'm going home to trying putting MG in my underwear. The wife will be surprised!!

lala said...

If only it worked! =)

Christy said...

ROFL! So funny!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

is that what sarge had in his shorts? omg!! he said it was baby powder! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Sarge Charlie said...

someone told me it would work......

Open Grove Claudia said...

Where do you find these jokes?? This is so funny!

Hey I posted Rosies belly button on my blog. Stop by and check it out.

Matt-Man said...

That's what Inky uses!!

Odat said...

patti, is that you ralph? lol

roger, then stop using it!!!

Ian, and you know this because?

mike m, ut oh!!! LQQK out!!!

lala, lmao.

christy, hiya!

bee, you' guys are too much!

sarge, did it??? I hope you didn't use it when your mother-in-law was around....ahahahaha!

claudia...They just find thier way to me...

matt-man...Oh yeah!!! I knew it sounded familiar!!!! lol and it worked on Inky!!!!

peace

the moose buyer said...

I loved this one. Serves him right.

Hammer said...

I grow potatoes in mine ;)

The CEO said...

I whistle while I work.

Odat said...

Moose, hiya and hehe.

Hammer, LOL.

ceo, huh? ;-)

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Predictable, but funny, except to anyone in need of Miracle Grow, I guess.

I think the ravens feed you, girl.

crazy working mom said...

Hah! I love it. :)

katherine. said...

the joke was GREAT...the comments even funnier...I thought of Sarge first too!!

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