'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2'Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4'Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Peace
Also, Happy Earth Day! I remember when I was in high school how important this day was and we would all converge out to the neighborhood and clean up litter strewn parking lots and such...we had to create posters and remind people to keep the earth in good order for future generations. I guess we didn't do such a good job, huh? ;-(
I hope it's not too late.
(Have a great day, I'm off to get ready for Tea at the Plaza!)
21 comments:
I liked the dogs' comments! Earth Day- when it started the planet had a couple billion less of the only problem Earth has- us!
Bow Wow Odat!! Let's boogie !! :-)
hahaha good list! Have a happy earth day! :D
Funny list of peeves.
Have fun at your fancy Tea at the Plaza.
okay odat, have fun today and i promise not to litter!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Loved the top 10! Now, if I could only apologize to my dogs who have passed on.....
Enjoy your tea at the PLAZA! Remember, pinkie in the air!
Tah tah,
Twinhead
Funny post Odat!
Have fun at the Plaza, Peace, I think the dog farted......
Enjoy your tea on the Plahhhhhza. Cheers Odat!!
Good one! hehe We're off to commune with Mother Nature here in Callaway Gardens!!!
Happy Earth Day! We did the same thing when I was a kid. Neighborhood cleanup every Spring and Fall. What happened to that?
Love the dog funnies!
Hurray for tea! I hope it's really lovely! Oh... yes... poor Dogs. As Rose gazes at me from her stripy chair throne, I'm certain she agrees! ;)
Bwahahahahahaha. My dog says the same things. Bwahahahaha. Have fun at the Plaza sweetie. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)
That's a great list - It's definitely a dog's life! :)
Yes, Earth Day was more important in the past, but if we keep doing our part that is the best we can do.
Have fun doing Tea @ the Plaza.
Hehehehe the dog things are so hilarious!
When our dog stops to sniff where other dogs have left theor mark, we call it "checking his peemail." YOu just have to be patient with it.
Happy Earth Day to you, too.
I loved teh dawg stuff...all so true... :-)
I made a ecology flag T-Shirt when I was a kid for the first Earth Day..and yes we cleaned up our neighborhoods too. We had a pretty good movement going in the 70's..what the hell happened??
I bet you enjoyed your Tea..
HUGS!
That was funny stuff! :)
That was funny stuff! :)
Funny stuff here! I love my doggies but I do wonder what goes on in their minds!
Happy Earth Day to YOU too!
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