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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Jack and Jill


Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'

I replied, ''Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, 'Here try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Jack said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I a ways will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack. She said, 'Here ... you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'

Jill said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.'

And they lived happily ever after.

Peace

17 comments:

Roger said...

Jill ain't jerking Jacks chain LOL! :D

buffalodickdy said...

Well, if it's going to be old Jack-n-Jill Joke Wed., here goes:
A company had hired Jack and Jill(twins) at the same time. They were both equally competent, and both worked hard. One day the foreman of both said to Jill "Bad news. Our business has slowed down, and we're going to have to cut back. I'm going to have to lay you, or Jack off.." Jill says "You'd better jack-off, 'cause I have a splitting headache..." Wah-wah-wah...

Patti said...

hahahahaha! good one, Odat, and Buffalo D has a good joke there too

have a great Wednesday

Sarge Charlie said...

Jack and Jill went up the hill, and Jill won......

Lois Grebowski said...

That's funny!

Casdok said...

Love it!!

On a limb with Claudia said...

Ok, you've redeemed yourself for the credit card/husband icon! ;) Go Jill!

Vixen said...

Perfect way to start my day! Tee hee.

Claudia said...

that jill is a smart girl!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Exactly. That's exactly how it works if there is going to be peace in the house. If mama ain't happy, nobody's happy. Have a great day Odat. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Akelamalu said...

I just knew he wasn't going to win that one! :)

Slip said...

That joke makes me want to sneak into my wife's purse, retrieve my testicles, and show her who's the boss.

Sarge Charlie said...

Miss Odat, I thought since you have sand between your toes you might like to send a message in the bottle.

Michael C said...

A great joke!!!!

Sunrunner said...

Hee hee good one!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Jack never wins.

Anndi said...

*giggle*