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CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do they say?" the priest enquired. The lady replied, "They say,'Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?' "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. He thought for a moment,"You know!" he said,"I might have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that terrible phrase in no time!" "Thank you!" The lady responded,"This may very well be the solution!" The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house, and as he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside the cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence, then one male parrot looked over at the other and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered