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Wednesday, May 28, 2008



CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do they say?" the priest enquired. The lady replied, "They say,'Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?' "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. He thought for a moment,"You know!" he said,"I might have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that terrible phrase in no time!" "Thank you!" The lady responded,"This may very well be the solution!" The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house, and as he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside the cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence, then one male parrot looked over at the other and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered


15 comments:

WillThink4Wine said...

LOL! Were the male parrots Irish, too? They may need a beer to go with their hookers!

Akelamalu said...

Oh boy you just knew that was going to happen! LOL

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Hahaha. Q: What fun do priests have?
A: Nun.

Matt-Man said...

Bada Bing. Cheers Odat!!

Roger said...

hahahaha thanks I needed a good laugh! :D

Patti said...

cute one! thanks for the giggle, Odat

have a great Wednesday ;-)

buffalodickdy said...

Not too bad! Reminds me of a parrot joke...
Old maid, never married, was lonely- so she went down to the pet store and wanted a parrot. The pet store owner showed her a docile bird, with a 100 word vocabulary. She took the bird home, and soon was taking it everywhere with her. Sunday, she took the bird with her to church. In the middle of the sermon, the bird yells out "God dam! It's hot in here!" The woman bustles the bird quickly out of church, and heads straight to the pet store. "I want my money back- this bird cursed in church!" Guy says, "When he does that, just grab him by the feet and whirl him around your head 6 or 7 times- that will cure him". Next Sunday, she and the bird are in church, and half way through, the bird yells "God dam, it's hot in here!" She grabs the parrot by it's feet, and whirls him around her head quickly. When she stops, the dizzy bird, toddering on her shoulder, says "It's pretty fu*king windy in here, too!"....

Sarge Charlie said...

you see, sometimes you get what you ask for........

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Can I get an AMEN? Bwahahahahahaha. Have a great day honey. Big hug and losta lovies. :)

Dianne said...

Priceless!

You're a hoot Odat ;)

On a limb with Claudia said...

ahahahahhahahhahahaha Thanks for the laugh!

Mike M said...

This is funny!!!

Hey, come get your awards.

Palm Springs Savant said...

always loved that joke, its a CLASSIC...and clean enough to tell even a priest!

the walking man said...

Too damn funny for 0430. I was laughing hard enough to wake the woman.

Thanks O

Peace

Jeff B said...

Birds will be birds.