Ponderisms:
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Peace
20 comments:
what the hell time do you get up.....retired is synonomous with sleep !!
good ones Miss Odat, why do you ware a gown during ob/gyn exam
Darn good questions! I'll look forward to your answers tomorrow :)
Ha. The second one is very true. Cheers Odat!!
Thats a great list, makes my day :D
my nail glue lid got glued on somehow... to my finger! ha ha ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Just read back thruogh and caught up!
I love that Mother Theresa quote.
hmmmm.... I shall ponder the unponderables all day. :) Thanks for the smile!
Love the graphic. Great questions. Makes one wonder doesn't it? Have a great day Odat. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)
I love the pondersims, everyone of them made me chuckle.
Smile!
LOL!! especially about the cow and chicken!!
So true! If it comes out of the ground easily, hahaha. If only there were a better way to know. =o)
Those are so true - especially the second one!
made me smile, laugh actually
thanks Odat :)
Love it. Especially the weeding thing. Spent all day doing it. I'm pretty sure I got it all. Including NON weeds. If they just ALL had purty flowers it wouldn't matter.
These are fabulous.
So true, so true.
These imponderable points are so…imponderable. Like the ubiquitous oxymorons that defy rational explanations, like ‘jumbo shrimp’, ‘pretty ugly’, etc.
Around here, we tend to have to replace flashlights, AA batteries and screwdrivers. Not naturally in that order, of course
These all made me smile...and laugh!
Way to go O
Peace
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