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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Smile Day


Ponderisms: 

 Garden Rule: When  weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable  plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find  something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 

Who was the first person  to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and  drink whatever comes out?' 

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta  its butt.' 

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when  you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? 

 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  

Peace

20 comments:

brat said...

what the hell time do you get up.....retired is synonomous with sleep !!

Sarge Charlie said...

good ones Miss Odat, why do you ware a gown during ob/gyn exam

buffalodickdy said...

Darn good questions! I'll look forward to your answers tomorrow :)

Matt-Man said...

Ha. The second one is very true. Cheers Odat!!

Roger said...

Thats a great list, makes my day :D

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

my nail glue lid got glued on somehow... to my finger! ha ha ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

citizen of the world said...

Just read back thruogh and caught up!

I love that Mother Theresa quote.

On a limb with Claudia said...

hmmmm.... I shall ponder the unponderables all day. :) Thanks for the smile!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Love the graphic. Great questions. Makes one wonder doesn't it? Have a great day Odat. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Sassy Mama Bear said...

I love the pondersims, everyone of them made me chuckle.
Smile!

Claudia said...

LOL!! especially about the cow and chicken!!

Christy said...

So true! If it comes out of the ground easily, hahaha. If only there were a better way to know. =o)

Akelamalu said...

Those are so true - especially the second one!

Dianne said...

made me smile, laugh actually

thanks Odat :)

Claudia said...

Love it. Especially the weeding thing. Spent all day doing it. I'm pretty sure I got it all. Including NON weeds. If they just ALL had purty flowers it wouldn't matter.

H. said...

These are fabulous.

Say It said...

So true, so true.

Ralph said...

These imponderable points are so…imponderable. Like the ubiquitous oxymorons that defy rational explanations, like ‘jumbo shrimp’, ‘pretty ugly’, etc.

Around here, we tend to have to replace flashlights, AA batteries and screwdrivers. Not naturally in that order, of course

Michael C said...

These all made me smile...and laugh!

the walking man said...

Way to go O

Peace