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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

2 Joke Day

(1)




(2) The Republican Fisherman

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude
and spots a man fishing from a boat below.
She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, 'You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea
level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.0
9 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a Republican!'

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

''Well,' answers the balloonist, 'everything you tell me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me.'

The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.

Peace

17 comments:

brat said...

true true true !!!

buffalodickdy said...

Jokes were very different from each other- but both were pretty funny!

Claudia said...

HA! Love the cartoon.

Patti said...

Cute joke; loved that cartoon.

Happy Wednesday!

doggybloggy said...

pretty clever and pretty funny

Matt-Man said...

Ha. Bada Bing. Cheers Odat!!

Angie said...

I'm gonna have to send that joke to my grandma. She'll love it.
Thanks for sharing.

Sarge Charlie said...

Miss Odat, you have just demonstrated the difference in a way a Democrat could understand, congrats.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

laughing at sarge's remark! sounds just like him!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoox

katherine. said...

funny...and so so true....

Girl on the Run... said...

thanks for the funny! loved it! :)

the walking man said...

If I ever find a republican to solve my problem without doing a back door expansion of government or destroying the economy I will jump out of my hot air balloon and swim to that golden shore.

Roger said...

Good one Odat.

Sandy B & Dick said...

Loved this one...too true!!!...hugzzz

On a limb with Claudia said...

I laughed at your cartoon! And so true! How are you?? I hope you are all right. Lots of change in your life.... It's so much adjusting.

WillThink4Wine said...

Sooo funny, and true!

Palm Springs Savant said...

hee hee love that one~