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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Freezer Bags and such

I stole this from Danielle

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.






PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.






TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.








HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse








SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.










WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.








TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.








EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shiifts to
the bottom.











HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.









THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...........











Peace

18 comments:

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Uh,.....squirrels are male too. We have the nuts to prove it.

Roger said...

what a crazy post haha have good day Odat ;D

Matt-Man said...

I think I'll just lurk today and leave no comment.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

now that was funny odat. especially the last one. and i had cake at mags today so i don't even want any!

smiles, bee

Michael C said...

This was great!!!!
You know, I caress and hold the remote while watching TV. I guess in a way I always knew it was female ;-)

M@ said...

that's great odat. i once categorized housechores into male and female

Male:

laundry
getting gas
picking up beer
Asking landlord to get lawn mowed

Female:

clean bathroom
clean kitchen
clean living room
have sex with me

Odat said...

lgs...all squirrels????

roger, well you know me..I'm crazy!

matt-man, I know it's you!! so don't pretent to be lurking!!!

Bee,
I'm so happy you got your cake.

michael, does she have a name?? ;-)

matt, you sexist devil you!!! ;-)

Mike M said...

Funny, these are all true analogies. Except Spongebob. He is all man!!

Anonymous said...

haha.

katherine. said...

clever. most were knew to me.

evalinn said...

Lol, this is good. Trains... :-D

MyUtopia said...

LOL, great post!

crazy working mom said...

Yup, I like those. :) My favorite was the female copy machine. heh heh

Ralph said...

True about the remote, more because a guy will keep on driving the remote aimlessly without asking for direction...

Anonymous said...

THAT is funny!!!!!

A Friend said...

Had a hard time getting past the egg timer...I was relating.

Sarge Charlie said...

I have to go to Danielle's to see if she has more stuff to steal...

CS said...

Those are great. Someone I know has a synthesizer which must be female because he said, "It's like a new girlfriend I can't keep my hands off it."