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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Freezer Bags and such

I stole this from Danielle

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shiifts to
the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...........



Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Uh,.....squirrels are male too. We have the nuts to prove it.

Roger said...

what a crazy post haha have good day Odat ;D

Matt-Man said...

I think I'll just lurk today and leave no comment.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

now that was funny odat. especially the last one. and i had cake at mags today so i don't even want any!

smiles, bee

Michael C said...

This was great!!!!
You know, I caress and hold the remote while watching TV. I guess in a way I always knew it was female ;-)

M@ said...

that's great odat. i once categorized housechores into male and female


getting gas
picking up beer
Asking landlord to get lawn mowed


clean bathroom
clean kitchen
clean living room
have sex with me

Odat said...

lgs...all squirrels????

roger, well you know me..I'm crazy!

matt-man, I know it's you!! so don't pretent to be lurking!!!

I'm so happy you got your cake.

michael, does she have a name?? ;-)

matt, you sexist devil you!!! ;-)

Mike M said...

Funny, these are all true analogies. Except Spongebob. He is all man!!

Anonymous said...


katherine. said...

clever. most were knew to me.

evalinn said...

Lol, this is good. Trains... :-D

MyUtopia said...

LOL, great post!

crazy working mom said...

Yup, I like those. :) My favorite was the female copy machine. heh heh

Ralph said...

True about the remote, more because a guy will keep on driving the remote aimlessly without asking for direction...

Anonymous said...

THAT is funny!!!!!

A Friend said...

Had a hard time getting past the egg timer...I was relating.

Sarge Charlie said...

I have to go to Danielle's to see if she has more stuff to steal...

CS said...

Those are great. Someone I know has a synthesizer which must be female because he said, "It's like a new girlfriend I can't keep my hands off it."