Mike (the evil one) sent me these five interview questions that I so (stupidly?) asked to answer. He made them up and now I must keep my end of the bargain and answer them. So here goes.
1) If for one day you could be someone else, who would that be and why?
Although I really don't mind being myself, if I must chose someone it would be Cleopatra, because she basically had the world at her feet, was far ahead of her time too. She had "guys" feeding her grapes and fanning her and carrying her around, not to mention the power she weilded over that part of the world and her great love affairs with Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony. (I would pass on the asp.)
2) If you could have any job in the world, what would it be and why?
I can only say that it would most likely involve making children smile and laugh...which is one of life's great moments.
3) If you found out the world was going to end in 24 hours, what would you do?
I would keep it simple. Since I wouldn't have time enough to get to Tahiti, I'd get my ass to the nearest marina, steal a very large boat or yacht, gather my family and friends and take it out in the ocean and just watch the sea and the sky....remembering the two things that give me the most peace.
4) Given George Bush, Rosie O'Donnell and Al Sharpton, who would you fuck, marry and kill?
(I'm only answering this becasue it was asked. Make it publically known that I disassociate myself with any and all feelings about this question or these people.)
a) I would fuck with Al Sharpton's mind., cause he's done it enough to everyone else. (I'm not going to fuck any of these people literally, thank you very much!)
b) I would marry George Bush (gagging as I write this) but it would only be because I need a bigger closet and more living space (and of course, this marriage WOULD NOT be consumated)
c) I would kill Rosie O'Donnell, well just because.
Liam Neissen!!! I find him to be really sexy and attractive, not to mention he's a great charactor actor, has a great strong voice and body. I've seen him in every play he's done and my friends had to tie me down so I wouldn't storm the stage.
If you would like to do this meme.....leave me a comment saying "Interview me".
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.Thank you Mike! :-)