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Saturday, July 14, 2007

This just in......


2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm &am p;am p;nb sp; Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Da n Rat her b y Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home



Paul said...


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

bwahahahahahahah! i especially loved bill asking ted to drive big ankles home! ha ha ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Sarge Charlie said...

now i got to tell you that is a good one, you got some good material there kid, look out i have been known to steal stuff form other bloggers.

Claudia said...

A toast!!

Loving Annie said...

Voted you for a schmooze award, Odat ! Come and get it !

Loving Annie said...

Bwaaaahhhhah ! Great comments on Ted Kennedy's non-stop drinking and the Bill Clinton request !

crazy working mom said...

Heh heh heh...that was a good 'un!

Michael C said...

Now that was hysterical!!!!!!
Ahh, go figure that ole Teddy was the only Kennedy who survived. What does THAT say about our country?

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Too funny! Maybe Barbra would like to take up a collection for a working brain that she could share with Sean Penn, or charm school for Alex Baldwin.

FRIGGA said...

Oooh how that last one made me laugh!