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Saturday, July 14, 2007

This just in......


JUST RELEASED:

2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm &am p;am p;nb sp; Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Da n Rat her b y Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home


Peace

10 comments:

Paul said...

ROTFLMAO :-)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

bwahahahahahahah! i especially loved bill asking ted to drive big ankles home! ha ha ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Sarge Charlie said...

now i got to tell you that is a good one, you got some good material there kid, look out i have been known to steal stuff form other bloggers.

Claudia said...

A toast!!

Loving Annie said...

Voted you for a schmooze award, Odat ! Come and get it !

Loving Annie said...

Bwaaaahhhhah ! Great comments on Ted Kennedy's non-stop drinking and the Bill Clinton request !

crazy working mom said...

Heh heh heh...that was a good 'un!

Michael C said...

Now that was hysterical!!!!!!
Ahh, go figure that ole Teddy was the only Kennedy who survived. What does THAT say about our country?
;-)

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Too funny! Maybe Barbra would like to take up a collection for a working brain that she could share with Sean Penn, or charm school for Alex Baldwin.

FRIGGA said...

Oooh how that last one made me laugh!