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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Saturday Sillies





If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want , then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ..... then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, no matter what then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness

then buy a cat!



Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man.



Peace

14 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that's what i LOVE about cats! the very essence of them. now don't get me wrong, i love my granddogs to pieces, but if i had my druthers, i'd have me a big ole' cat any day!

smiles, bee

BikerbabeNJ said...

toooooooo funny

Claudia said...

El Gato is ignoring you as I write...

Sarge Charlie said...

you do not need a cat miss bee, you got me..........smile

ian said...

One of my cats keeps stickin' her big ole furry cat face into my cup of water trying to drink it.

My dog, on the other hand, is perfectly content to lie at my feet so long as she gets an occasional toe scratch.

Ian

katherine. said...

I oughta start looking for a dog!

Paul Champagne said...

Some people say that cats are stupid ... that you can't teach them tricks. It's not that they can't learn ... they are too busy teaching their humans.

Ralph said...
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Ralph said...

Both doggies and kittycats teach their masters. Dogs are much more demonstrative, cats less so. Yet we kowtow to them either way. It is an odd symbiosis: We tell them what to do yet we do what we they tell us to...

Michael C said...

Ok, I'm off to go hug my dog ;-)

lala said...

dogs iz da shizzle.

evalinn said...

I´m gonna go get one of those dogs now!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

And the moral of the story is, dogs are awesome and will bring endless happiness to your life. The end.

Patti said...

I did think you were going to say something about getting a husband!

That's the great part about cats. They act independent but they really need us and show us that in their own kitty-like way.