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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Fountain of Youth


I'm getting tired of the ads on my yahoo mail that say I can look like I did in 1998!!!
You know them...you pass your mouse over the wrinkled lady that looks like she's 109 and all of sudden, she's 18 again!!!!! ( They never have men in those ads....I wonder why, don't they get wrinkled??? Ha, we all know they do.)

Well, I've been rubbing my mouse all over my face every single day since I've seen that ad. And let me tell you, it just doesn't work!!! That's right...nope, no way Jose. I still look the same....not that I look all that bad to begin with, but there's a few crows feet I'd like to erase. I'm just letting you know so y'all don't fall for it. Don't even bother.

I'm writing my Congressman....(oh wait, he's being brought up on charges)....

Peace

22 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

If I looked 10 yrs. younger, people would wonder why I always act like I'm 10 yrs. older....

Loving Annie said...

heh-heh. Stupid mouse :)

I think you look lovely at any age :)

Patti said...

thanks for conducting that experiment for us, so we don't have to bother.

;-)

Isn't your governor being brought up on charges too?

Paul said...

You look FINE to me Odat !!!

Christy said...

Lol. Those ads terrify me to be honest. You know they're absolutely fake. Very poor photoshop/animation. =o)

Roger said...

Thats funny, have a great day Odat! :D

WillThink4Wine said...

Don't hate the mouse, Odat - hate the ad man and the 18 year old! Bwahahaha!

Julie said...

And just recently they are marketing better thighs and how mine can look better too. GAH!!! Don't think so!

Now if my mouse would vibrate I might rub it on my thighs!

Bwhahahaha!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are a funny girl odat! but you never seem to have any cake in here...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxooxoxxoxo

Raven said...

Very funny. You made me laugh. I'll think of this every time I see one of those stupid ads from now on.

Claudia said...

I just bought an under makeup primer. Know what it was called...Spackle. Yeah. Cause I needs me some spackle now...*sighs*

Starrlight said...

The ads that REALLY irk me are the nasty dancing skanks who "get caught!" dancing. Usually pushing mortgages. Anyone STUPID enough to finance through those ads deserves to be foreclosed on :P

Sarge Charlie said...

Nope, men do not wrinkle, they shrivel, who is your congressman, he must have shriveled.

On a limb with Claudia said...

Do you have a laser mouse? That's the key. Without a laser mouse, you're just creating traction! ;)

Odat said...

buff, that's funny, seems to me you act like a 10 year old now..aahhahahaha. Joking!!!

Loving Annie, Thanks my "lovely" friend!

Patti, yes the governor too and our congressman, who was leading a double life in Wash.DC with a family up here and a g/f and a baby down there. He was caught DWI and that's when it all came out.

Paul, Awww..thanks my friend!

Julie, If i had a vibrating mouse, I wouldn't use it on my thighs!!! :-d



Rogerdodger, you have a wonderful day too!

willthink,
ok, I'll meditate on that: "Will love my mouse, will love my mouse....." lol.

Christy, I know they're fake just by looking at them...the shame of it all is that some people actually believe it!!!

bee, Sorry about the cake, I gave it up for the summer, but I'll make sure there's some around for you next time OK?

Odat said...

Raven, I'l glad you laughed.

Claudia, I got the same stuff!!!!! I just don't use it in the summer tho....I have that natural glow ya know....ahahahahahaha. (i use spray on tan). hehe.

Star, I know!!! The advertisement world is geared to stupidity.....what does that say about us then?????
Sad.

Sarge, I thought they shrunk! ahahaha.

Claudia, Damn...No I don't have a laser mouse!
I'm going out right now to get one!!! :-)

Lois Grebowski said...

I guess I better find something else that my work. I keep looking at my gray hair....eeeks!

Akelamalu said...

They should be prosecuted under the Trade Description Act if it doesn't work! ;)

I'm sure you don't need any sort of surgery honey. x

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up Odat. I fell for this initially. Bwahahahahahaha. Have a great day sweetie. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Sandy B & Dick said...

You are soooo funny...big hugs!

Matt-Man said...

Well, if a Congressman is NOT being brought up on charges, he or she is NOT doing their job. Cheers Odat!!

Girl on the Run... said...

Ok.. that ad seriously creeps me out! Do they have to make the woman look like she 1000? Gosh almighty!

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