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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

My "P" Word (hehehe)

You thought I forgot about my words, huh? Here's my P word, (I skipped over "O", I'm saving that one. hehe) Enjoy the clip. http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

Oh, and I was a little late for work yesterday, but not because of blogging. They shut my train route down because a gas leak was enveloping downtown Manhattan and no one knew where it was coming from. People started to worry a little. It did smell like gas all over but our Mayor assured us that all was safe. Some buildings were evacuated. The gas companies were out looking for the "leak" and were all over the news stating they're was nothing wrong. Oh well...I think it was Melon that farted....ahahahaha.
Peace

Grateful list:
1. Laughing
2. Funny comments on my blog
3. Umbrellas
4. Frappucino
5. Baseball caps

16 comments:

Matt-Man said...

Maybe the wind was blowing in from Jersey!!

Meloncutter said...

Ya it was me. I was sending you one but they must have dropped the package at the post office and broke the seal. Dang.

Later Y'all

Odat said...

Matt,
The "wind" was indeed blowing...and stinking and smelling.....oh no...now i'm shrinkinggggggggg helpppppppp meeeeeeeee.

Melon,
I just knew it!

SGT DUB said...

The news reached as far as Afghanistan. Afghanistan smells like that everyday. Not pleasing at all. At least you got an awesome excuse for work.

Claudia said...

Gas farts! Wow!!
Interestingly...here (a bit south of me) there was also a gas leak that shut down 101 for a while. hmmm..

Michael C said...

Hopefully they told everyone to put away their lighters. That would be a quick and easy way to find the leak if there was one...
;-)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well now honey i come here for a nice little visit and chat and what do i find? sigh.... you just can't take melon anywhere these days. i'm going to have to have a little "talk" with his wife about those frozen burritos she keeps feeding that poor thing. first he shrinks his weenie with too much soy and not this.... he'll never get a life if he keeps this up! now do you remember me telling you about the time i are a soyburger by mistake? what? i never told you that one? oh. sorry. never mind. how about the time i told you about going to the walmart and finding a great buy on, huh? never told you that one either? oh. sorry. never mind... i can't find my glasses or my book, have you seen them honey? i may have left them at skittles'. i'll go look there. see you later honey..... bee

Odat said...

Sgt. ewww...it smells like gas all the time????? so sorry!
I'll send ya some Lysol spray!

Claudia..ut oh...I wonder.....

michael, come to think of it..I didn't see anyone outside smoking yesterday!

bee...lmao...yeah someone should talk to melon bout this...you can!
Cause I sure ain't, after all, I don't want another one dropped this way! ;-)

Peace

flusy said...

Odat,

Glad you're ok. I bet the Mayor was in Florida when he announced that everything was fine.

(Heart in San Francisco. Google has my email address and user ID confused again.)

mist1 said...

I love funny comments on my blog too. Bees are always superb.

My Heart Runneth Over said...

That smell was just awful! Worse part was some were evacuated and were allowed to go home! Not me! Not fair! ~M

terra shield said...

*Crossing fingers and hoping that something like that happens here*

Not something dangerous of course, just something to send everyone in a frenzy. It will be fun to have a day off in the middle of the week!

ian said...

Your P word...

Punani? *ducking*

(That'd go in line with the O-word I imagined...)

Ian

Lizza said...

Haha at your P word!

And I'm glad you're okay even if you had to suffer the smell of gas.

ShadowFalcon said...

Ewwwww Now when you come over the pond be sure not to bring any of that gas with you!

The CEO said...

I'm going to have to try singing to my penis before I stink up DC.