I came across this yesterday....just a suggestion....in case anyone may be interested. ;-)Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, June 29th 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping CompanionRelaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Peace
Five things I'm grateful for today:
1) Can I say sex here?
2) Lil kittens
3) Being able to travel
4) Best friends
5) Making friends laugh
22 comments:
I would normally find this very funny if it weren't for the 8 ice cube trays I left empty on the counter last night?
Also, I gotta say...well, let's just say I noticed #1 on your grateful list today ;-)
I went through this class at a very early age. I'm trying to get my kids educated in this manner as well :)
Do they have remedial classes ? :)
Okay lady I have one for you...We need the seat left up so when you're done lift it up and we will put it down for ya. Cheers!!
My God these are so funny!!!
I can't wait to see what you write in The Experiment!!
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you see, some of us have completed and mastered all these things, the problem is, by the time you have mastered them, your are too old to enjoy the rewards.....
the toilet seat took about 25 years, i now have it down, i mean sit down.
heh-heh ! I want to meet the graduates !
Happy Wednesday Odat !
michael, Eight??????????? tsk tsk.
Hammer, lol, good luck with that!
Paul, it's like riding a horse, you don't forget...or do you???
Matt-man, Now don't go playing reverse psychology (or reverse seat position)on me ok???
mike m, you're getting me nervous!
sarge, my philosophy is: "you're never too old"!
annie, I have a feeling there aren't any ;-(
Peace
Bwahahaah. Now this is very, very funny. Ironic, but true in many cases. Thanks for another wonderful laugh. :)
I grew up in a house of women. As it happens, I was a better cook than them, and my wife. I'm also an abberation in Nature.
I'm working on these with my boys - I'd like them not to annoy the fell out of girlfriends/wives some day.
Har-har very entertaining ...
hi I found you via comments on somebody called e-dog's blog .. your colourful dancing attracted me. V colourful blog u got here as well. You will note from my very coloUrful spelling I am British. My blog is blue and I do not find that a depressing colour ... any way I digress - o !! I digress again I see you're a friend of Dan the "blah blah man" ... yeah he gets about 70000 comments each time how does he do that ?? OK I'm done I just wanted to say hi anyway. All the best 2u
from
Gledwood
"vol 2" ...
not funny :(
if i end up in one of these classes I'm blaming you Odat.
not funny :(
comedy, hiya and you're welcome!
ceo, i don't know why but I figured that out about you!
cs, lol, Good luck with that!!
gledwood, Hi and thanks for stopping by. I'll stop over to see you in a bit! Come back real soon!
kiyotoe,
Ah come on, was too funny!!!
(and dragons shouldn't need those types of classes...they're way beyond that, aren't they???)
Peace
Let's see ... I need classes 6, 7, 9 and 12. I feel pretty proud of myself, most of my buddies need them all.
hahaha smartass!! funny lady Odat;D
Paul, that's not so bad. Good for you. ;-)
Roger, so I'll sign you up for all of them right????
Peace
Hehe, I wonder any really would sign up?
wait a second your telling me its not a joke?
How do I enrol? Is it automatic? Can I just watch the lesson on the TV? Will it work if mysignificant other has the remote?
Thanks for the list... passed it on to all the women I know! ") Is it possible to get the class open to a few more participants!?
lol
All the best,
M
Oh Lordy, am I glad we have an ice cube maker in our refrigerator!!!
Love the list!!!
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