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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Crazy recipe

Small rant:
Had to go back and forth to Motor Vehcles five times this week before they got it right!!!! I flipped out the last time I went and asked for a supervisor. Turns out the clerk was inputting the information the wrong way into the computer. It blew my brain circuits while I was there. I felt like I was in a Sienfeld episode! She just couldn't give me a logical explanation as to why all the information she was asking for was needed. All I got was "that's the way it's done"! Well, noooo it isn't, as she found out when her supervisor went over to her and showed her! Damn stupid people! Ok done.

I lifted this from Crazy Working Mom. Thought is was cute.

What's your recipe???


- 1/4 cup of trustworthiness
- a pound of humor
- a gallon of crazy

Boil together and serve.
'What is your personality recipe?' at



Paul said...

Odat take some deep breaths dear. We encounter incompetence and ignorance everywhere at sometimes in our lives. Don't let it get you so upset. Peace :-)

My Reflecting Pool said...

I hate the DMV. There ought to be a real test for the employees. It seems that these people couldn't even work in fast food. sheesh.

As for the test:


- a dash of kindness
- a teaspoon of flirting
- 1/4 cup of sensitivity

Combine all stirring until smooth.

Roger said...

I hate going to the DMV those people are just bred that way! They live to mess up your day...Ohhh the evil DMV!!! Otherwise hows things? :D

The CEO said...

You mean that you, the taxpayer, whose money from taxes paid actually built the DMV, hired both the supervisor and the inept clerk, are less than entralled by the services rendered by your government, which you empowered (remember the line of the people, by the people, for the people)? That's why we have people like Pool, to shake them up and demand some level of competence from the incompetent.

Take a deep breath and remember how good it is to be breathing in the sun. Have a fabulous day, and know people care about you, Odat.


Loving Annie said...

Glad that the DMV frustration is behind you, Odat !

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh odat i hate when that happens, they get that "attitude", why i can almost see her smart assed face! oh i want to smack her one! ha ha

smiles, bee

Matt-Man said...


- a gallon of crazy
- a scoop of charisma
- 2 teaspoons of charm

Boil together and serve.

I so rock....Cheers!!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Good for you for asking for a supervisor. I am not sure what I would do. Here in Denver, they closed all of the DMVs except one - "cost savings". Now you wait - all day - you wait.... efficient, eh?

Here's my recipe:

- 2 teaspoons of loyalty
- 1 1/2 cups of kindness
- 1/4 cup of beauty

Combine in a blender until smooth.

buffalodickdy said...

How do people get their jobs at the DMV? The wait at one around here prompted me to go to three different branches searching for somebody that could process my request in lees than 2 hrs....
I checked out the recipe thing- kinda gay for a guy....

M@ said...

A half-gallon each of testosterone and cortisol

2 tablespoons of laziness

1/4 cup of "fuck you"


Jeff B said...

You've been tagged
Perhaps that makes me

1/2 cup fun

big scoop of pain in the ass

and a pinch of hope

As in hope you'll join in.

Odat said...

Paul, It takes a lot for me to get upset..they just drove me to my limits...I'm fine now...;-)

Pool, Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?
I love your's so you!!

Rogerdodger, I hope I don't have to deal with them for a long time.
Otherwise, things are just peachy!

CEO, You are just so cool! Thank you my friend.

Annie, oh, me too!!!

Bee, Oh I wish you were with smack her!!! ahaha.

Matt-man...we already know that you rock!!! you rocker you!

Claudia, only one??? OMG! How do you guys do it without killing one of them?
Love your recipe!

Buffalo, I just can't believe the government can be so bad in so many places!!!
LOL Aw come on, I wanna see your recipe!!! Chicken!

m@, you forgot the five gallons of "crazy"

jeff, I'm coming over now to check it out...;-)


Casdok said...

Glad you are fine now.

Claudia said...

phew...deep breath!! how aggravating!! stupid wench!! love the recipe thing!!

Schmoop said...

"Any one can take a reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reseveration." "And really, the holding is the most important part."
Sorry hon.

Odat said...!

claudia...omg, I really couldn't believe it...glad you liked the recipe.

That is exactly the Seinfeld episode I was thinking of!!! LMAO

buffalodickdy said...

As in cooking, I make up my own recipes!
20lbs. Bull sh*t, fresh, not frozen
10lbs. Humor, organic-homegrown
10lbs. Ego, when simmered it mellows
5lbs. Wisdom, very well aged
5lbs. Knowledge, obtained by osmosis process
3lbs. Humility, must be forced through sieve
2lbs. Anger- Use sparingly as possible!
Cook outside (to air out odors) over hardwood (think the pious burning a witch!)at a medium temperature to render out the fat....

Odat said... That's a lot of bullsh*t, must throw the whole recipe off!!
My hat is off to you for your creativity!

Crankster said...

I feel like there's more than a quarter cup of trustworthiness in you!