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Monday, November 26, 2007

Happy Monkey Monday

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY!!

(Roger, of Idaho Daily Photos was so sweet to make this picture for me. Go visit his picture blog, he's so talented with his photos!)

It's going to be tough getting back into the swing (pun intended) of things, after being off for a week from work. So in order to start off our Monday with a smile here's little joke to keep ya laughing:

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &"My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.


Peace
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22 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

Good joke! And here everyone thought Nixon was the only crooked Dick the White House ever had....

Liz said...

Very funny! Poor Bill. He'll never live it down.

Sarge Charlie said...

poor bill my ass, he got what he wanted, this is funny, I have to go post something about bill

Roger said...

Hahaha I would give that report a A++! Thanks for the shout Odat! Thats really a photo of me lol ;D

Szarek(Will) said...

LOL

That was great...But in reality i think Bill is even worse...COWARD

Matt-Man said...

I dig Bill, more now than ever. Cheers!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

bill sucks! oh, never mind, we won't go there either... sorry.

smiles, bee

Paul said...

Slap da monkey Odat ! LOL

Loving Annie said...

Excellent, Odat !!! You made me start out my Monday laughing :)

If only all book reviews were written as well (lol)

katherine. said...

this is a riot...I'm gonna pass it on...thanks!

happy monday!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

I wonder what Bill Clinton will remember when he is old.....that he was once the world's most powerful man or that he was once the biggest joke in the world.

Casdok said...

Nice one!

Crankster said...

Happy Monday, Odat!

And thanks for the giggle.

Mike M said...

Happy Monkey Monday, ODAT.

Loved the joke!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Great joke and soooo true! Happy Monday!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Niiiccceee. Happy Monday!

CS said...

Happy Monkey Monday to you!

(But I'll take Clinton and that one bit of follishness over Bush and his steady malignant arrogance ANY day!)

Nosjunkie said...

hahahahaha
thats funny

Oswegan said...

That Hillary is such a hot babe too. I'm not sure what he was thinking.

~Oswegan

p.s. that's not a real money.

M@ said...

I like India has a real problem with monkeys in New Delhi. They're reluctant to harm the monkeys for fear of offending constituencies supporting the monkey god or whatever, so they let them run rampant, "destroying government documents."

That's the best thing. They go into file cabinets and "steal" files.

Michael C said...

I love the ending of this one!!!!

Jeff B said...

Loved it. TeeHee