Joke Day

WHEN NAME CALLING ISN'T SWEARING

Thought for the day:

Sad! Very, very sad.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD...

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!

And you're on the computer

Peace

Zombie Land

Crowded trains, crowded streets, crowded roadways, people not paying attention to anything around them but their cell phones or ipods. What the hell is going on in this world? No one looks at anyone, no one says hi or good morning...it's Zombie world in NYC! That's right, zombies., pod people, all walking around connected to the mothership of technology by white earpieces or blue tooth ear thingys (which by the way, are just so not fashionable!).....we've turned into a science fiction movie except this is real life. It really gets to me sometimes.

I was on the train yesterday squished in like a sardine in a can. Some woman turns around to me to tell me quit pushing....I yell..."yeah, as soon as this asshole stops pushing me"....I usually don't loose it, but yesterday was one of those days. I'm the type of person that shows everything on my face, so anyone who looked at me yesterday knew to stay the eff away from me.

(I should have bought those monkey shoes and kicked some monkey ass!)

Peace?

Shoe Time!

Aren't these the most gorgeous shoes you ever did see? hehehe

I figure I'd wear them for Happy Dance Friday and on Monkey Mondays! I saw them yesterday at lunch time....So whadda ya think? Should I get them??? ;-)

(I understand no monkeys were harmed in the making of these shoes)

(and Matt-Man, I'll still visit my favorite monkey too)

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Smile, it's Monday!!! ahahahahaha

If you want something to do this morning, go here: http://www.10mg.nl/ and make believe it's about a monkey.....Have fun!!!!

Peace

Happy Mom's Day...

My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune. ~Graycie Harmon

My Mom has been diagonosed with dementia/a lil bit of Alhzheimers going on too. Her mind is like a five year old child. But she's happy! She laughs, she smiles, she giggles, and she sings and dances! That makes me smile and sing and dance. My grown up Mom has more or less disappeared and now she's my child. I have no regrets though, because whatever I needed to say to Mom had been said hundreds of times to her when her other mind was still here. She knows she was loved by her children and she knows she is now loved by this lady who visits her every day bringing chocolate and laughter.

Peace

HAPPY DANCE FRIDAY and SATURDAY (2 FOR ONE HEHE)

Create Your Own PaloozaHead - Visit Lollapalooza.com
I just stole this from Matt's post (Animal Mind Matt) hehe


There are those who dance to the rhythm that is played to them, those who only dance to their own rhythm, and those who don't dance at all.........José Bergamín (1895-1983).

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?.......Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832-1898), British author, mathematician. The Mock Turtle's song, in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, "The Lobster Quadrille," (1865).

I would only believe in a god who knew how to dance........Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

The Gods have meant That I should dance And by the Gods I will!.......Ruth St. Denis (1877-1968)

When you do dance, I wish you A wave o'the sea, that you might ever do Nothing but that, move still, still so, And own no other function..........William Shakespeare (1564-1616),

pEACE

Prize Time

Picture this from your room right on the water!

The panel of experts has finally given me the results of the contest!!! You're going to love it! Drum roll please....... (for those who do not know what I'm talking about go to Tuesday's post).

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING ON A TRIP TO TAHITI!!!!!

TA DA!! (a virtual one that is!)

You know me, I try to keep everyone happy.

We'll all have great views of the ocean! The women will, of course, have their own private cabana boys, and the men too can have their own cabana "girls". I'm coming along too, because you all know how I feel about Tahiti. And we're all going to have our own private hot tubs looking out over the ocean. I'm not sure if Matt-Man can come tho...I don't thing he tried hard enough to guess, but I understand he's busy with "tying up loose ends" (don't know whose) this week, I just may give him a break(since he lets me play with his monkey). Bee certainly can come along because a) there'll be chocolate in Tahiti and b) No birds scare people there. Special mention goes to Deb for her "uncool Spiderman underroos" interpretation (I really think she's into underroos! ;-d ) and to Reflecting Pool for her "...urbanization of the rural areas through suberbia, militarily......." comment. ( I bet that gave her a headache thinking up that one!) because Micheal's mind exploded after his very eloquent thoughts that the video had something to do with the Beatles' Yellow Submarine (then how come it was in black and white?) or Monty Python! Sarge just thought it sucked....lol (he calls them as he see them, I guess from his military training)...Jenn thought it may have to do with a nursery rhyme (if it did, I never heard of it, so therefore it doesn't exist ;-). Claudia thought it was cool, (that's probably because she is). Danielle just smiled...(she does that a lot). Poor CEO couldnt see it. (send good vibes over to him, get well wishes too). I believe Sobriquet got pretty close to the real meaning: "....a diddly ah dah da dah". And 'C' who thinks it's a "snooze button's" revenge. (good one too).

So there you have it. Let's get hopping then.....off to Tahiti!

I'll get back to commenting on those blogs I read regularly tomorrow...I've been running around like crazy the past two days...haven't sat still for five minutes...

Peace

LaLaLaLaLaLa

Ok folks, I will be back a little later to announce the winners in yesterday's contest. The Panel of experts are taking a little longer than expected. What? You didn't know there was a contest??? Well duh, go back to yesterday's post. It's still not too late.....and you'll be sooo excited with the prizes!!!
In the meantime, here, read some comics while you're waiting.

Peace

Tuesday

Ok folks, please interpret this video for me and you'll win a prize! ;-)

(It reminds me of a nightmare I once had).

Peace

Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!!!

A start of another happy work week. Let's all think positive thoughts. Serenity now. Let's go forth into the week and kick some ass. Not kiss, kick! I just can't wait. Does that sound enthusiastic? I didn't think so. But give it your best shot, ok?

Peace

Happy Birthday Snot

Happy Cinco de Seis!!!! and Happy Birthday to the Snot Dog! He's a mature six today, but none the less for wear. As a matter of fact, he's still "seeking a single female pug" who is a non smoking, adventurous (slept around), open-minded (desperate) kinda bitch. If you know any dogs that fit that description have them contact Snot dog at www.studmuffinpugman.com.

They won't be sorry. ;-)

Peace

Oops

I feel a little bad, but not that bad. While at work I was forced to attend a ceremony of sorts. I really hate this protocal stuff and I went reluctantly. I walked in the back way and stood by the wall all the way back from the front as one could get. I leaned against the wall. I was trying to look cool. The "master of ceremonies" was announcing awards. All the big shots were sitting up in front, nodding and smiling (geeze), when all of a sudden the lights went out. All the brown noses went looking for the source of the outage, turning switches on and off. Nothing. These were timer lights so even if you flicked the switch back on, it would take a while before the lights came back up.

It was then I realized I had leaned on the switch and accidently switched off the lights. Oops.
I turned into one of the brown noses and started looking around to see where the problem was coming from. Then, while everyone else was trying to figure out the problem, I very quietly exited the room.

Peace

HDF I Hope You Dance

Happy Dance Friday!!!
Have A Wonderful Weekend!
Peace

Busy Day Ergo Joke Time

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give
him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill both of us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

Peace

Life

The Four Stages of Life

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. *W. C. Fields*

Peace

Mouse Balls

I will never look at my mouse the same again...... poor lil guy....

IBM Mouse Balls..."Memo of the Month"

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available at FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

Yes, it's Monday again!! Hope your weekend was wonderful! Mine was filled with unexpected happenings.....My lil Snot dog got sick. He has "almost pnumonia". I came home on Friday and he was just standing there looking at me as if saying "help meeee" . He could hardly breath. I was beside myself. I couldn't get him to a vet then, so I gave him some benedryl which helped him somewhat. Got him to the vet Saturday morning and he's got some fluid in his one lung. Got lots of meds for him and they seem to be helping....He's a lot better than he was. I came home and as I was getting ready to go away for the weekend...I picked up one of my bags and my back spasmed. Damn!!! Had to sit down, put some heat on it for a while...took three Motrin......and went on my way. In spite of the bad start I had a great weekend!

Peace

PS I want to thank all those who voted for my blog nominations listed over there to the right in the side bar.
And I'm still waiting for those who promised their votes to vote....(I can see who voted ya know... ;-)

Test Time Sunday

Your Outrageous Name is:

Ofelia Heiney

Outrageous Name Generator

ahahahahaha!!!

Peace

Happy Saturday!

Have a great day!!!!

Peace

HDF

Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body.
Martha GrahamUS choreographer & dancer (1894 - 1991)



HAPPY DANCE FRIDAY! Have a Wild Weekend!
Peace

Bye Bye My Friend

Have you ever met a person and felt instantly comfortable with them? Even though you know they'd only be in your life for a brief period of time? Someone you just knew in your heart was one of the nicest, kindest and sweetest people you've met in a long time. I did. I just wanted to express that thought today...because it's true and I think that by writing it down and publicly expressing this makes it seem more real somehow. And it is, real.

I want to wish this person all the luck in their new adventure and wish for them nothing but happiness and laughter which they provided me for a brief period of time.

Thank you, be well, stay in touch!

Peace

Peace

Interview Meme

Here's the answers to the five questions Meme that I dared Deb of the Famous, Fabulous Boondoggled Page to give me. She made up the questions, I answered...If you're interested in participating in this interview meme (or thingy, if you don't like the word meme, as I know some of you don't), follow the directions below...and I'll make up some really cool questions for you too!!!! ;-)

1. What is your most romantic moment?

Making love on a hot day, in a hot tub located on the deck of my house that overlooks the ocean, smelling like coconut sun lotion, then taking a swim in the ocean, followed up by feeding each other sweet, cold juicy fruit...then giving each other massages while licking the juices of the fruits off our bodies.
(TMI? Well she asked!!!)

2. Can you see yourself still blogging 10 years from now?

I hope not!!! Well I don't mean that in a bad way. I just mean there'll probably be other things to become addicted to. And besides, who knows if such an instrument will still be around...It'll probably be all video by then and I doubt that I'd want my face or my body being televised to the world! Hopefully I'll be in retirement world... (on a beach, in a hot tub.......well you get my drift).

3. If you could go anywhere in the world for an hour, where would it be?

Tahiti, in a hot tub, on a beach........yada, yada, yada.

4. Is karma going to get ya?
Well, not instantly, but I think:
we will all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

5. When you leave a bathroom do you always turn out the light?

Yes, always. Doesn't everyone?

Peace

DIRECTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEW MEME (Thingy)

1. Leave a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions or if you want I will leave the questions in your comments box on your blog so let me know.(if I don't have your email address, you can email me instead) I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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There Are No Words, But Here's Mine Anyway

I had to let some time go by to let this sink in because I have a tendency not to believe what's right in front of my eyes. I just want to say that my heart goes out to all those affected by the Virginia Tech tradgedy. I know what it feels like to face an event of such proportions, having gone through 9/11. This is an event that will stay with them for the rest of their lives and I hope and pray that they can get through it with as little scarring as possible. I hope they learn to use their grief to better their lives and thoughts and not to use it negatively, lest it wear them down. I hope they learn to appreciate life more and keep those who died spirits alive in their hearts and not sweep them under the rug and forget them. My wish is that they keep these spirits out in the sun and allow them to them shine through their own eyes and spirits.

I hope they eventually let their grief out too, no matter what it takes. Talk, rant, cry, get angry until the softness in their hearts come back. When it does, they won't be the same. They'll be different but better, having endured something on such a gut wrenching level. Let it take its course, no matter how long it takes and get all the help that is available. I did. I had to.

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday Y'all

Hey...Happy Monkey Monday.....

Have yourself a banana and swing from the nearest tree!
I love bananas myself. I have one everyday. My mom used to cut them up and pour evaporated milk and sugar over them...yummo!!! I have a banana hammock where I keep my bananas. It's netting hanging between two palm trees. I keep it on the counter. The bananas like it there...it's so relaxing. Sometimes when the sun shines through the window, I think they actually put sunblock on cause when I peel them I feel it and sometimes I even smell coconut. Ok..so maybe i've been in the sun too long this weekend! I've gone bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh nooooooooooo.

Peace

Hip Hip Hurray

Hey Hey ....I got the results of the first of two tests I had to have and found out it was negative!!! Yeh!!! Thanks for all your positive thoughts....they worked! But keep those positive waves going because I have one more test to go.....What a relief though.

I want to thank my friend and blog idol Deb of the Famous Boondoggled Blog and the Academy for nominating me in all those blogger award categories...Now if you want to stay my friend you'll vote for me...hehe. Just click on those thingys to the right, and vote away!!! Thanks in advance for your support ;-)

Peace

HDF

Dance in slip and socks - kewego
Enjoy the dance of this man a la Leisure Suit Larry, just in socks and pants. ♫♪You sexy babe!♫♪

Keywords: dance music sexy slip cartoon you sexy babe

Video from zoom

HAPPY DANCE FRIDAY!!!
Shake those booties.......
Peace

Midgets and Kneeling Camels = Funny, I Guess

I have no idea! I suppose "little people find camels kneeling very funny! (Actually I think Boondoggled will probably enjoy this one)

Peace

It's All I Got Today ;-)

Peace

stay in the moment/hope springs eternal

I have got to get back to my meditating....deep breaths...staying in the moment type of life.

I'm really good at saying: Yes, I know, stay in the moment...don't fret about the future....if I can't do anything about it now now, why worry. I know all these things to be true....been there, done that over and over. I have it in my experience. So why is it so damn difficult to draw on when you really need to. Well I need to, now! I have to have some medical tests done over the next two weeks and I'm scarred.

"What seems to be a great loss or punishment often turns out to be a blessing. I know, through my own experience, that God never closes one door without opening another." -Yolande D. Herron

"The best way out is always through." -Robert Frost

I'm going through something at the moment that I know will be ok, no matter what the outcome will be. I just know it. And instead of being in the state of panic that slips into my mind in the middle of the night I'll be laughing about it soon, as I usually do.....because my sense of humor has always sustained me....no matter what.

Peace

Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday~

Monkey Monkey....Have a great week...

Monkey Monkey....don't be meek..

You Are the Index Finger

You are ambitious, driven, and capable. You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it. You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it. You get along well with: The Thumb Stay away from: The Ring Finger

What Finger Are You?

(Is anyone the middle finger???? hehe)

Peace

Saturday Sillies

Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep (I just know you were wondering)

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?
If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why can't pigs look up into the sky?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

Peace

HDF

A Little Light Music for Happy Dance Friday!
(betcha you'll be humming this all day!)

Have a great weekend and don't forget to dance!
(or whatever ;-)

Peace

Joke Time!

VERY SHORT STORY

Man driving down road.

Woman driving on same road in opposite direction.

They pass each other.

Woman yells out window at man, "PIG!"

Man yells out window back at woman, "BITCH!!"

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

Peace

Pop Up Throughts

Holidays do something to me. They tug at my heart strings and bring memories of good times flooding back. When we were all together and they were all alive.

I used to dread holidays sometimes because of the fights my brother and I would always have....the looks of judgement from my mother-in-law, the resentments I held because I thought Mom always took my brother's side.....

and then......there were my neice and nephew, the first children of the family....cute and cuter....the two who thawed the ice! The innocence of them brought laughter and play back into our lives just when we needed it the most. Isn't if funny how things work out? How people change and mellow as they grow. Some lessons learned over time, some not.

(ok, so I couldn't make a decision what picture to use on this post, so what if I used all of them? ;-)

Peace

Five Things I'm Grateful for today:

1) Ability to forgive

2) Memories

3) Lessons learned

4) Smiles on children...heck, smiles on everyone.

5) Chocolate easter bunnies

Tuesday Quotes

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor )

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."

Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

Peace

Happy Monkey Monday

I love cake, I love to read, I love the beach.....but that's not me in the pic! After all, I usually wear a bathing suit!

Happy Monkey Monday!

Peace

Peace

Ouch!

Bunny

Happy Bunny Day!

Peace

HDF

~~~~ HAPPY DANCE FRIDAY~~~~

Life is short, break the rules.

Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably.

And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

Peace

Question of the Day

What a great country we live in huh?

Seriously though,

If you could be anyone for 24 hours, who would you be?
(I'm going to post the results at a later date).

Peace

WTF!

Sleepy eyed and hair like Bozo the Clown, I slip out of my bed and take the dog for a walk. Doing it with pleasure and a little haste because I know I can come back and jump into bed again! I had a late meeting yesterday which allowed me to sleep in. Sleeping in to me is 7AM! What a nice feeling to crawl back under the covers, ahhh, and put my head down to dream a little while longer. Wait a second, what the eff is that?????????? Jackhammers???????????? At 6AM????????????? Come on!!!!!!!!

So my mood waivered between "oh so happy" to "homicidal maniac", just like that!

By the way, did I ever tell you I love vanilla ice cream? and I'm growing my hair to look just like that female detective in CSI NY? and oh my allergies are really bothering me? I didn't think so.
Serenity now!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I'm better now.

Peace

Basic 5 things I'm grateful for:
1) putting my two feet on the floor and being able to stand up
2) Air
3) water
4) fire
5) Implements to use the basics

Song Meme Tuesday

Beautiful Lizza from "I am Woman, See Me Blog (http://my-noypi-mind.blogspot.com/) has tagged me to do a seven song meme....citing seven songs or CD's I've recently listened to.

Here goes:

1)The CD from the movie "Happy Feet"...I just love to listen to it in the car on my way to work...gets me moving.. Here's one song:



2) The soundtrack from Les Miserables...my all time favorite play....I think the music is beutiful, funny, sad, happy....I play it when I'm cleaning and sing along with it. Listening to sound tracks from movies and plays allows me to relive them in my mind.

3) How to Save a Life:

How To Save a Life
By The Fray
BestAudioCodes.com

4) Ain't Even Done with the Night..John Mellencamp, I just think this song is so sexy.

Ain't Even Done With The Night
By John Mellencamp
BestAudioCodes.com

5) "Strange and Beautiful" CD...Aqualung....eerie!

6) "Half the Perfect World" CD..Madeleine Peyroux...light and sweet..makes me feel good.

7)"Duets" CD..Tony Bennett ..I saw a special on PBS with Tony Bennett recording these duets with the likes of Bono, Elvis Costello, Celine Dion, Billy Joel, Elton John, Michael Bublee, k.d. lang, Sting, James Taylor, et al....beautiful stuff!!

Thanks Lizza, this was fun...and now I'm supposed to tag seven more people...and I will! and the winners are: Boondoggled, Lee, Empress Bee, Roger, Danielle, Heartsinsanfrancisco.

Peace

Monkey Monday...Not So Happy

Tahiti? Na huh

It was only foolery

In my mind only.

(an odatku)

It's Monkey Monday...and I just found out I'm not really going to Tahiti. Woe is me :-(

My Monkey Monday pic is my way of showing how I feel........Oh well..it just wasn't meant to be. A girl can dream, can't she? So I guess I'll be around for while longer!!!! ;-)

Peace

Five things I'm Grateful for:

1) My ability to fantasize about Tahiti (and the cabana boy, Marcos!)

2) Friends who care

3) New peace sign for my blog

4) Belated birthday presents

5) Ironed clothes

So Long Folks :-(

Well folks, I knew it was going to come to this some day. I just didn't realize how soon. I'll be shutting down my blog in order to move to Tahiti...Yes, that's right, Tahiti!! I've been given a job offer that I cannot refuse. I can't say just what it is yet because I've been swown to secrecy. But I can tell you that along with the job comes a house on the beach, which opens right to the ocean. I"ll be practically feeling the mist of the ocean as I sit on the back deck drinking my coffee in the morning...made by my "house boy" (his name is Marcos and is part of the offer), whose duties will include feeding me grapes, after peeling them of course, fanning me during the hottest hours of the day, rubbing sun tan lotion on my body, (and "other duties").

I'm going to miss you guys! ;-)

Peace

(Ok so it's not true, APRIL FOOLS!!! but doesn't it sound great??)