Happy Dance Friday!!! The music is still playing from last week! Use it again! ;-)
Ok guys, don't kill me....tis true tho...hehehe.
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy , "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily every after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny , and was never farted on.The end.
(Thank you Tarby)
Peace
And always remember....
when life hands you Lemons,
ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!
16 comments:
Great story!
Do I hear "JOSE' to the dance floooooor"????
nice story odat. especially the not farted on part. have a wonderful weekend honey...
smiles, bee
But...
The guy got to go out and drink beer and eat pizza and drive monster trucks and sleep with lots of girls half his age (but at least 18), and he'd fart on them whenever he wanted.
Hmmmmm...maybe there's something to this single lifestyle thing.
Ian
Alas, once upon a time, I think I wanted to be that girl -- minus the shoes and handbags :-)
Happy Friday Odat and have a great weekend!!
Odat, I thin I find the truth offensive! LoL.
Have a great weekend.
Marriage is a great institution - if you like institutions Odat ! LOL
Happy Dancing Friday. I came early today! It's good not to be farted on.
I know someone who has been farted on
Happy Friday Odat, enjoy your weekend!!
Goo Friday morning, Odat !
Yeah, being single has SOME advantages ! :)
Awwwww....
Someday, someone will fart on you, ODAT. Just you wait!
Happy Dance Friday.
Amen to that sista....
Ditto the Amen!
Is that guy still single?
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