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Monday, February 26, 2007

Monkey Monday


Ok, I lied about yesterday being the last of the monkey posts. My friend and famous writer, Ian, http://ianthealy.blogspot.com/ of E Dog's Everything Page...suggested that there weren't enough monkey postings in this here blog world. So instead of AARRGGHH Mondays, I'll be doing Monkey Mondays! (at least for the Lenten season, hehe). Jokes, pictures, videos, everything you always wanted to know about monkeys! Whatever. I'm even open to suggestions. So feel free to make some.


Some monkey facts: (they're true cause I read them on the internet!)


- "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."


- A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".


Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing. Bananas don't talk! ahahahaha

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.

`~Tree Full of Monkeys
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes

No Michael, I'm not going bananas, I'm already there! ;-)

Happy Monkey Monday y'all!


Peace


Gratitude List:

1) Great suggestions from blogging buddies!

2) Reasons not to have AARRGGHH Mondays!

3) Getting to know a new friend

4) Being able to help a neighbor

5) Smiles

12 comments:

Roger said...

haha monkey jokes is just what people need to start the week right have a great monkey monday Odat;)

Matt-Man said...

Monkey Fact: They taste like chicken...or so I've heard.

CSL said...

Monkey Mondays. I'm always more scattered on Mondays, so maybe that's a perfect fit. Thanks for the silly jokes.

SGT DUB said...

Happy Monkey Monday!! I tried to think of a monkey joke but couln't think of any

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hi odat. good thing there is no monkey on my back, huh?

smiles, bee

Michael C said...

So Odat,
What was the Monkees' best charting single? There's a Monkey fact I've always been curious about ;-)

Odat said...

Roger..lol...Thanks for matching Monkey Monday today with me...you silly!

Matt-man...No they don't!!!! ;-)

csl, you're very welcome...

Sgt.Dub, you couldn't think of a monkey joke???? I'm shocked!

Bee, I thought I saw one once!

Michael, Was it I'm A Believer???

Peace

Lee said...

I am emailing you one of my favorite monkeys...hopefully I can find him! Happy Monkey Monday!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

We can always do with more monkeying around. Look forward to more monkeys. I really like Odatette.

Odat said...

Lee, Thanks so much I love him!!!
I'll post him next Monkey Monday!

Lone, Thanks for the visit and yeah, I''ll be monkeying around every Monday! and please feel free to feed Odatette anytime!
Peace

Odat said...

Lee, Thanks so much I love him!!!
I'll post him next Monkey Monday!

Lone, Thanks for the visit and yeah, I''ll be monkeying around every Monday! and please feel free to feed Odatette anytime!
Peace

Lizza said...

Hahaha!

Glad you decided to do Monkey Mondays. We all could use a little monkey business to start the week.