Ok, I lied about yesterday being the last of the monkey posts. My friend and famous writer, Ian, http://ianthealy.blogspot.com/ of E Dog's Everything Page...suggested that there weren't enough monkey postings in this here blog world. So instead of AARRGGHH Mondays, I'll be doing Monkey Mondays! (at least for the Lenten season, hehe). Jokes, pictures, videos, everything you always wanted to know about monkeys! Whatever. I'm even open to suggestions. So feel free to make some.
Some monkey facts: (they're true cause I read them on the internet!)
- "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
- A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".
Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing. Bananas don't talk! ahahahaha
Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.
A. It won't be long now.
`~Tree Full of Monkeys
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes
No Michael, I'm not going bananas, I'm already there! ;-)
Happy Monkey Monday y'all!
Peace
Gratitude List:
1) Great suggestions from blogging buddies!
2) Reasons not to have AARRGGHH Mondays!
3) Getting to know a new friend
4) Being able to help a neighbor
5) Smiles
12 comments:
haha monkey jokes is just what people need to start the week right have a great monkey monday Odat;)
Monkey Fact: They taste like chicken...or so I've heard.
Monkey Mondays. I'm always more scattered on Mondays, so maybe that's a perfect fit. Thanks for the silly jokes.
Happy Monkey Monday!! I tried to think of a monkey joke but couln't think of any
hi odat. good thing there is no monkey on my back, huh?
smiles, bee
So Odat,
What was the Monkees' best charting single? There's a Monkey fact I've always been curious about ;-)
Roger..lol...Thanks for matching Monkey Monday today with me...you silly!
Matt-man...No they don't!!!! ;-)
csl, you're very welcome...
Sgt.Dub, you couldn't think of a monkey joke???? I'm shocked!
Bee, I thought I saw one once!
Michael, Was it I'm A Believer???
Peace
I am emailing you one of my favorite monkeys...hopefully I can find him! Happy Monkey Monday!
We can always do with more monkeying around. Look forward to more monkeys. I really like Odatette.
Lee, Thanks so much I love him!!!
I'll post him next Monkey Monday!
Lone, Thanks for the visit and yeah, I''ll be monkeying around every Monday! and please feel free to feed Odatette anytime!
Peace
Lee, Thanks so much I love him!!!
I'll post him next Monkey Monday!
Lone, Thanks for the visit and yeah, I''ll be monkeying around every Monday! and please feel free to feed Odatette anytime!
Peace
Hahaha!
Glad you decided to do Monkey Mondays. We all could use a little monkey business to start the week.
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