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Friday, August 17, 2007

Contest Results


CONTEST RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo bitch, get down here! Papa's all dressed up and the ride is waiting"!!


Every one of the following entries made me laugh and the Snot dog snort...
But the one I laughed loudest at was Mike M's....So he gets the Odat Award....and everyone else gets the "Honorable Mention" award.... Copy and paste them and display them proudly, or not at all, and thanks for participating. I had a lot of fun....

For: Mike M.


For everyone else:





The entries were as follows:


My Reflecting Pool said...
She said she wants a REAL dog asshole. And where is my alimony check?

ian said...
In order to be slightly more irritating, crotchety old Edwin bought a stuffed-and-posed dog which he liked to leave outside his gate on rainy days, making passers-by shout at him what a horrible man he was.Ian

Mike M said...
"Yo bitch, get down here! Papa's all dressed up and the ride is waiting"!!

Roger said...
"Jesus my ass itches if I rub it on this sidwalk ahhhhh oooooohh ahhhhhh"

Patti said...
Li'l snot dog? Hey man, you home? Come on out and play. I won't beat you up, I promise. We can go to the park and sniff other dogs' "stuff."

Ralph said...
"I want to be Lassie when I grow up"or"Curb your enthusiasm, not me"

Matt-Man said...
"They could have waited until I was dead to have me stuffed." Cheers!!

Michael C said...
I hope I can lift my leg that high!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...
oboy cake! sorry that's all i can think about odat. but the dog is cute too, now i have to go eat cake!smiles, bee

Sarge Charlie said...
Hey buddy, got a dime for a cup of joe......

Open Grove Claudia said...
If Pinocchio can do it, I can too.

katherine. said...
roof roof...Timmy's in the well!!!

heartinsanfrancisco said...
"Laaaand shark!"

lala said...
Lassie Industries: For all your taxidermy needs.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...
Little Timmie grew up but after all those adventures and tv series, he couldn't face the truth that Lassie went to the dogpound in the sky and so he had her stuffed.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...
Adorable stuffed toy needs new home. Only one previous paranoid owner who freaked out when she saw the "Made in China" label.

Ladylawyer said..Hey, hurry up with that baggie !!!! and no sandwich bag today! Bring one of those big leaf bags. that shoe i ate last nite is going rt thru me!

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12 comments:

My Reflecting Pool said...

bwaahahahahahaha! these headlines are too funny!

Mike M said...

Thanks Datty!!!! After a hard week at work this have made up for it!!

(((BIG HUG)))

ian said...

Congrats, Mike - great snark!

And nice job everyone else too. :)

Ian

Patti said...

This was great fun, Odat. Everybody got their creative juices flowing, thanks to you
;-)

Roger said...

Ah bullshit this contest was rigged...Oh but crongrats Mike ;D

Michael C said...

Happy Friday!!!!!!!
;-)

Christine and FAZ said...

Good way to cheer up in time for the weekend.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Great winner! They were all pretty funny. You and Snot must have had a hard time deciding.

crazy working mom said...

Darn it...I missed out on this one, I guess. I can't believe I missed out on that awesome "I didn't win award." I could post is anyway and no one would ever know, right!?

Mike M is too funny! That made me LOL too!

Sarge Charlie said...

Heck a brick, I was wanting me one of those NY Minute Awards, stop by and she what I did with my sign

Matt-Man said...

I Want a Recount!!

Matt-Man said...

I Want a Recount!!