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Monday, August 27, 2007

HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend...it got really hot here again this weekend. Went from the 50's last week to up in the 90's and humid!!! I didn't get a chance to get to the beach but stayed in the A/C most of the time!

A Little Monkey Humor

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."



Badda bing! badda boom!

Peace

14 comments:

Hammer said...

Ha! I get nervous when people want to hold my monkey...

Patti said...

good one Odat! must be one ugly kid

Patti said...

woops ~ no offense. I didn't mean monkeys were ugly.

Roger said...

haha have a HMM Odat!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

I didn't get to the beach either.

Sarge Charlie said...

Happy monkey monday Odat, this is funny......

Mike M said...

ODAT, you are so HOT!!!!!....and humid HA

Loved the joke!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that was a good one odat. want to know why? cause I GOT IT!!! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Michael C said...

Ha Ha!! Have a great Monday Odat!!!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Paul said...

Odat get funky with yo monkey!! :-)

Odat said...

Hammer, Does it happen often????

patti, lol, i understood what you said, my monkies are not offended.

Roger, thanks...you too!

silver, it sucks not being able to get to the beach doens't it?

Sarge, Thanks! hehe.

Mike M...hahahaha.....

Bee, well, raise the flag and have a piece of cake!

michael c, thanks! ;-)

ogc, you're very welcome!

paul, I am, I am!!!!

Peace

Ralph said...

Perhaps you coud do stand-up in the Catskills...but seriously folks!

My Reflecting Pool said...

a-ha! Happy Monkey Monday!