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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

NY Minute Contest Time


My twinhead (you remember her,the one I look just like from the back and whose wedding shoes were first showcased in this blog and whose wedding I went up to Boston for and had a wonderful time, and whose wedding cake is right here for all to sample, especially Miss Bee)found this lil pooch just sitting outside a Brooklyn brownstone, all alone....looking, waiting...for what? for who? and why?



Here's the deal: Write a caption for this picture. The "panel" of judges ( that would be me and my lil Snot dog) will pick the most humorous one.

The winner will receive the one and only ODAT NYC MINUTE AWARD for excellence and will be announced on Happy Dance Friday.








Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.-Edward Abbey
Peace

19 comments:

My Reflecting Pool said...

She said she wants a REAL dog asshole. And where is my alimony check?

ian said...

In order to be slightly more irritating, crotchety old Edwin bought a stuffed-and-posed dog which he liked to leave outside his gate on rainy days, making passers-by shout at him what a horrible man he was.

Ian

Mike M said...

"Yo bitch, get down here! Papa's all dressed up and the ride is waiting"!!

Roger said...

"Jesus my ass itches if I rub it on this sidwalk ahhhhh oooooohh ahhhhhh"

Patti said...

Li'l snot dog? Hey man, you home? Come on out and play. I won't beat you up, I promise. We can go to the park and sniff other dogs' "stuff."



P.S. OK, this isn't funny but I thought I'd play along..I just did the city quiz and, surprise, surprise to anyone who knows me, I belong in Paris.
I heart Paris.

Ralph said...

"I want to be Lassie when I grow up"

or

"Curb your enthusiasm, not me"

Matt-Man said...

"They could have waited until I was dead to have me stuffed." Cheers!!

Odat said...

I'm loving all of them so far!!!
Keep up the good work...
Peace

Michael C said...

I hope I can lift my leg that high!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oboy cake! sorry that's all i can think about odat. but the dog is cute too, now i have to go eat cake!

smiles, bee

Sarge Charlie said...

Hey buddy, got a dime for a cup of joe......

Open Grove Claudia said...

If Pinocchio can do it, I can too.

katherine. said...

roof roof...Timmy's in the well!!!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

"Laaaand shark!"

lala said...

Lassie Industries:
For all your taxidermy needs.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Little Timmie grew up but after all those adventures and tv series, he couldn't face the truth that Lassie went to the dogpound in the sky and so he had her stuffed.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Adorable stuffed toy needs new home. Only one previous paranoid owner who freaked out when she saw the "Made in China" label.

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Anonymous said...

hey ,hurry up with that baggie !!!!and no sandwich bag today bring one of those leaf bags that shoe i ate last nite is going rt thru me
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