4) Don't play so rough, you'll poke somebody's eye out....(and to paraphrase George Carlin, have you ever poked anyone's eye out, nonetheless seen anyone with their eye poked out as a result of just "playing" ?)
5) If you swallow your gum, your insides will stick together.
6) Wait an hour after eating before you swim, or you'll get cramps and drown.
7) If you're not good, we'll have to send you to the "Bad Girls" Home. (This scarred me! )
8) If you waste paper, you won't go to heaven. (I have no idea where this came from, but I believed it so much so that even today I'll use both sides of the paper. My friends make fun of me when I do this while playing Pictionary!)
9) Wear a hat or you'll catch your death......
10) You're not going anywhere until you clean your plate. (I went, I saw, and I conquered!)
I'm taggin Oger the Caveman and Boondoggled.