HAPPY MONKEY MONDAY
Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend...it got really hot here again this weekend. Went from the 50's last week to up in the 90's and humid!!! I didn't get a chance to get to the beach but stayed in the A/C most of the time!
A Little Monkey Humor
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Badda bing! badda boom!
Peace
14 comments:
Ha! I get nervous when people want to hold my monkey...
good one Odat! must be one ugly kid
woops ~ no offense. I didn't mean monkeys were ugly.
haha have a HMM Odat!
I didn't get to the beach either.
Happy monkey monday Odat, this is funny......
ODAT, you are so HOT!!!!!....and humid HA
Loved the joke!!
that was a good one odat. want to know why? cause I GOT IT!!! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
Ha Ha!! Have a great Monday Odat!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Odat get funky with yo monkey!! :-)
Hammer, Does it happen often????
patti, lol, i understood what you said, my monkies are not offended.
Roger, thanks...you too!
silver, it sucks not being able to get to the beach doens't it?
Sarge, Thanks! hehe.
Mike M...hahahaha.....
Bee, well, raise the flag and have a piece of cake!
michael c, thanks! ;-)
ogc, you're very welcome!
paul, I am, I am!!!!
Peace
Perhaps you coud do stand-up in the Catskills...but seriously folks!
a-ha! Happy Monkey Monday!
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