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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Yada, Yada, Yada Read, Sleep

Too busy to even think this'm doing some fillers......

Bedtime stories for big kids, (gathered from past emails):

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And killed the bastard.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Please feel free to make up one of your own...and I'll post them..;-)


Michael C said...

Those were great. I've never seen that spin on them before!

Claudia said...

Odat, you are brilliant!

Lizza said...

Hahaha! You just made me laugh out loud. Hard to pick a favorite among all those great nuggets.