AARRGGHH MONDAY.........AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!(still waiting for it to be changed to FUNDAY)..(elections are tomorrow, maybe it will be!!)
In the meantime...be forewarned:
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Tell this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you're infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.