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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Have You Ever Wondered.......



Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE


Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)



If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?



There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?



If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?



Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

(Thanks Phil)

Peace

10 comments:

Patti said...

ahahahahahahahahaha!

I like the one about helping others.;-)

And why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Christy said...

This is just the laugh I needed this morning! I never knew that about spelling Evian backwards, that is kind of scary.

Hahaha, the whole list is hilarious!

Matt-Man said...

Now I will be pondering all frickin day. Cheers Odat!!

Paul said...

Aqua Di Nepi is my fav Odat !

Open Grove Claudia said...

Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh!

Casdok said...

Brill!!!

buffalodickdy said...

I liked 'em! Redundancies and oxymorons will always crack me up, too!

katherine. said...

laughing laughing laughing....

Mike M said...

Funny!!! Glad I saw this today (Monday). I can go to work in a much better mood!

crazy working mom said...

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Those were great.