I hear there's a new disease sweeping Washington DC.
It's called "hearing aids".
You get it from listening to assholes.
(Thanks Phil)
Tee shirt I love
Very sick but funny cartoon (well, I thought it was!)
I didn't get to do my civic duty and sit on a jury. I've been dismissed already. Oh well, maybe next time I'll get to be fair and impartial. (I can be, you know!)
Peace
18 comments:
I knew I could get my early morning giggle here today.
;-)
OK. The hearing aids thing was good.
I will not comment on the Tshirt thing as you would get embarrassed.
And the third one.... Been there, done that.... I should have gotten the Tshirt but it had a picture of a pussy on it and I can't eat a whole one.
Later Y'all.
ahaha! Funny shirts! I'm glad you can be fair and impartial. I have no intention of being a juror. That kind of responsibility just doesn't sit well with me. Fortunately, I've never been called up.
Always start the day with a smile! You helped!
hahahah thanks for the laughs sorry ya didn't get picked!
you can have my jury duty notice odat. come ON, you'll like it, i promise.
smiles, bee
Stick figures? What kind of moron would do a stick figure cartoon?
patti, lol...oh and thanks for the offer of Ralph to watch the Snot dog ;-)
melon, I do not embarrass easily...and why can't you eat the whole thing!!! geeze!
pool, Well, at least I think I can be fair...hehe.
buffalo, I agree and you're so very welcome!
hey RogerDodger,
Welcome and I'm not sorry I didn't get picked!!!
bee, ok, i'll be right down! I'll tell my boss that jury duty location was changed! ;-)
Matt-man, My thoughts exactly!!!!!
Geeze....how infantile!! :-)
Peace
Brian and I have decided we are going to adopt an orange cat and name it Hot Wok.
what the heck, they taste like chicken.
that is a funny cartoon......
Funny - I'm glad you didn't get sequestered for Son of Sam or anything. Are you doing the happy dance?
Christy, Love the name!!! I just went out and got Athlete's CD!
and, I used to have an orange cat named Jabba (the Hut/Cat).
Sarge.....You are nuts!!! but funny!
Claudia, Yes I am doing the happy dance!!!! (without my purple cowboy boots).
Peace
these are funny....
it is suppose to be a jury of your peers...and chances are you are just a far better person....smile...
I hate awkward moments like the last one ;)
don't listen to a word i say, odat.
Eggggcellent smithers, egggcellent!
I wonder if anyone has ever said something like that to their girlfriend's parents. Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.
Those are great jokes. LOL
I want a couple of those on a tshirt
Post a Comment