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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Three Jokes Day

I hear there's a new disease sweeping Washington DC.

It's called "hearing aids".

You get it from listening to assholes.

(Thanks Phil)

Tee shirt I love

Very sick but funny cartoon (well, I thought it was!)

I didn't get to do my civic duty and sit on a jury. I've been dismissed already. Oh well, maybe next time I'll get to be fair and impartial. (I can be, you know!)



Patti said...

I knew I could get my early morning giggle here today.

Meloncutter said...

OK. The hearing aids thing was good.

I will not comment on the Tshirt thing as you would get embarrassed.

And the third one.... Been there, done that.... I should have gotten the Tshirt but it had a picture of a pussy on it and I can't eat a whole one.

Later Y'all.

My Reflecting Pool said...

ahaha! Funny shirts! I'm glad you can be fair and impartial. I have no intention of being a juror. That kind of responsibility just doesn't sit well with me. Fortunately, I've never been called up.

buffalodickdy said...

Always start the day with a smile! You helped!

Roger said...

hahahah thanks for the laughs sorry ya didn't get picked!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you can have my jury duty notice odat. come ON, you'll like it, i promise.

smiles, bee

Matt-Man said...

Stick figures? What kind of moron would do a stick figure cartoon?

Odat said...

patti, lol...oh and thanks for the offer of Ralph to watch the Snot dog ;-)

melon, I do not embarrass easily...and why can't you eat the whole thing!!! geeze!

pool, Well, at least I think I can be fair...hehe.

buffalo, I agree and you're so very welcome!

hey RogerDodger,
Welcome and I'm not sorry I didn't get picked!!!

bee, ok, i'll be right down! I'll tell my boss that jury duty location was changed! ;-)

Matt-man, My thoughts exactly!!!!! infantile!! :-)


Christy said...

Brian and I have decided we are going to adopt an orange cat and name it Hot Wok.

Sarge Charlie said...

what the heck, they taste like chicken.

that is a funny cartoon......

Open Grove Claudia said...

Funny - I'm glad you didn't get sequestered for Son of Sam or anything. Are you doing the happy dance?

Odat said...

Christy, Love the name!!! I just went out and got Athlete's CD!
and, I used to have an orange cat named Jabba (the Hut/Cat).

Sarge.....You are nuts!!! but funny!

Claudia, Yes I am doing the happy dance!!!! (without my purple cowboy boots).


katherine. said...

these are funny....

it is suppose to be a jury of your peers...and chances are you are just a far better

Hammer said...

I hate awkward moments like the last one ;)

M@ said...

don't listen to a word i say, odat.

Christy said...

Eggggcellent smithers, egggcellent!

lala said...

I wonder if anyone has ever said something like that to their girlfriend's parents. Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

Echomouse said...

Those are great jokes. LOL

I want a couple of those on a tshirt

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