A man had a terrible golf problem, so he went to the club pro for some lessons.
Well, what should I do?", asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife couldn't wait for her lesson.
The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asked the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's member."
The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice, took a swing, and, THUMP! -- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro said. "Now, take
the club out of your mouth, and, hold it in your hands....."
Peace
19 comments:
odat! you silly girl!
smiles, bee
Heh, heh. Bad ODAT Friday, I guess.
Now I know what I am doing wrong.
maybe I should take up golf
P.S. Odat, I have an award waiting for you. Ho Ho Ho
P.P.S. I still can't view what you posted for Not Happy No Dance Friday.
As they say, golf is not a spectator sport, it is a participatory sport...
I never knew Golf and marriage had so much in common. No wonder my wife loves golf.
Hah!
ok you had a good one this week, as I hang my head
GULP!!
hahahha I like that good golf joke!
LOL!! didn't expect that!!
Ha ha!!
I was looking for a new golf joke to tell!
Two women having cocktails at the country club. One says to the other "Did you see a new plastic surgeon has moved to town? I was thinking of having him do breast implants on me." The other woman not to be outdone, said "Yes, I saw that. I was thinking about having my asshole bleached". First woman says "Oh really? How do you think your husband will look as a blonde?"....
Odat - I hope this cheers you up.
Dancing On a Globe
Go on with your bad dancing self.
Bada Bing and Fore!!
Hellllll-oooooooooo
;-)
Funny!
I didn't see that one coming :)
Damn ODAT. This is way too funny.
You know, every time I come to your blog I end up visiting jibjab.com afterwords. Youtube is funny, but Jib Jab is da bomb!
Come get your award!
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