Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Joke Time


A man had a terrible golf problem, so he went to the club pro for some lessons.


Well, what should I do?", asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."


Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife couldn't wait for her lesson.


The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asked the wife.


"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's member."

The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice, took a swing, and, THUMP! -- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.


"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro said. "Now, take

the club out of your mouth, and, hold it in your hands....."
Peace

19 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

odat! you silly girl!

smiles, bee

M@ said...

Heh, heh. Bad ODAT Friday, I guess.

Christine and FAZ said...

Now I know what I am doing wrong.

Patti said...

maybe I should take up golf


P.S. Odat, I have an award waiting for you. Ho Ho Ho

Patti said...

P.P.S. I still can't view what you posted for Not Happy No Dance Friday.

Ralph said...

As they say, golf is not a spectator sport, it is a participatory sport...

The CEO said...

I never knew Golf and marriage had so much in common. No wonder my wife loves golf.

crazy working mom said...

Hah!

Sarge Charlie said...

ok you had a good one this week, as I hang my head

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

GULP!!

Roger said...

hahahha I like that good golf joke!

Claudia said...

LOL!! didn't expect that!!

Casdok said...

Ha ha!!

buffalodickdy said...

I was looking for a new golf joke to tell!
Two women having cocktails at the country club. One says to the other "Did you see a new plastic surgeon has moved to town? I was thinking of having him do breast implants on me." The other woman not to be outdone, said "Yes, I saw that. I was thinking about having my asshole bleached". First woman says "Oh really? How do you think your husband will look as a blonde?"....

Mimi Lenox said...

Odat - I hope this cheers you up.
Dancing On a Globe
Go on with your bad dancing self.

Matt-Man said...

Bada Bing and Fore!!

Michael C said...

Hellllll-oooooooooo
;-)

Hammer said...

Funny!

I didn't see that one coming :)

Mike M said...

Damn ODAT. This is way too funny.

You know, every time I come to your blog I end up visiting jibjab.com afterwords. Youtube is funny, but Jib Jab is da bomb!

Come get your award!