AARRGGHH MONDAY.........AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!(still waiting for it to be changed to FUNDAY)..(elections are tomorrow, maybe it will be!!)
In the meantime...be forewarned:
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Tell this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you're infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.
Peace
11 comments:
WORK is a disease and must be irradicated!
I have had a prescription for both WINE and BEER for a long time now. I am almost completely over WORK, but sometimes I still have flashbacks.
BEER solves the WORK problem, I can attest to this. Using the Super Employer eXterminator (SEX) every so often is good too.
Odat,
That was a posting of pure genious! Now that my boss read and enjoys my blog, my approach to Funday will need to be altered.
What was I thinking?!
LOL...that's great!
I will forward the warning to friends and family! Definitely!
The only thing worse than WORK is contracting Woman Inyour Face Everyday or WIFE...I had it for about 15 years but am now in remission.
Shadow, I'm setting up a foundation. Care to donate?
Mist,
Glad to hear you're almost cured.
Lizza, So do I get that at the same as "sex wax"???? ;-P
michael, omg. your boss reads your blog????? Hi michael's boss...michael needs a promotion and a raise!!!!
Lee..lol thanks
Claudia,,, Hurry!!!!!
matt, that's good and bad news..I'm glad you're in remission, but sorry that's what got you there.
Peace
Eh...It's alright, at least there was one good lasting side effect...A sweet little boy!!
Outstanding! Beautiful parody!
Odat: I just read your comment to my bos...I knew I liked you ;-)
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