On another note, but still monkey related, I have been given the ultimate honor by Mike (Mike's Homefront) and Notorious Tom (the monkey) of being bestowed Executive Membership in the Monkey Alliance Group! (MAG). What is the monkey alliance group, you may ask? Read on:
Monkey Alliance Group New Member Welcome Packet
Welcome, ODAT to the Monkey Alliance Group. We are a well financed group of monkeys who are in support of returning world power back to our Monkey King, Notorious T.O.M .Here is your membership card:
As an Executive member, you will receive all of the benefits that the MAG has to offer, which includes the following:
1) Entry into the Forbidden City and access to all the cool parties there.
2) Immunity from the inevitable attack on mankind.
3) Free bug removal from your hair by one of our trained specialists.
4) Tree swing training
5) Access to the All-You-Can-Eat Banana Buffet
6) Free access to the world class resort island of Sentosa, where monkeys run free and drink rose petal drinks all day.
7) Free specialized daycare for your pets and co-workers.
As an Executive Member, you will be required to perform recon missions on preselected humans of our choosing and report back as to his or her actions and whereabouts. Daily patterns and routines of these preselected humans must be reported back to the Monkey Alliance Military (MAM), where data is gathered in preparation for the Grand Assault. Failure to do so may result in your membership being disbanded.Your human this week will be: Howard Stern
Once Again, Welcome ODAT
Pretty cool, huh?