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Monday, February 04, 2008

Happy Monkey Monday

Happy Monkey Monday!


An Odat NYC Award will be given for the best caption.
Ok go!!!! ;-) May the best captioner win!
There are no rules, just what makes me laugh the most.



On another note, but still monkey related, I have been given the ultimate honor by Mike (Mike's Homefront) and Notorious Tom (the monkey) of being bestowed Executive Membership in the Monkey Alliance Group! (MAG). What is the monkey alliance group, you may ask? Read on:

Monkey Alliance Group New Member Welcome Packet

Welcome, ODAT to the Monkey Alliance Group. We are a well financed group of monkeys who are in support of returning world power back to our Monkey King, Notorious T.O.M .Here is your membership card:




As an Executive member, you will receive all of the benefits that the MAG has to offer, which includes the following:


1) Entry into the Forbidden City and access to all the cool parties there.
2) Immunity from the inevitable attack on mankind.
3) Free bug removal from your hair by one of our trained specialists.
4) Tree swing training
5) Access to the All-You-Can-Eat Banana Buffet
6) Free access to the world class resort island of Sentosa, where monkeys run free and drink rose petal drinks all day.
7) Free specialized daycare for your pets and co-workers.


As an Executive Member, you will be required to perform recon missions on preselected humans of our choosing and report back as to his or her actions and whereabouts. Daily patterns and routines of these preselected humans must be reported back to the Monkey Alliance Military (MAM), where data is gathered in preparation for the Grand Assault. Failure to do so may result in your membership being disbanded.Your human this week will be: Howard Stern


Once Again, Welcome ODAT


Pretty cool, huh?

Peace

22 comments:

Casdok said...

Very cool!! :)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Okay, Odat, this world isn't big enough for monkeys and squirrels. Squirrels have been planning world domination for sometime now with the intention of forcing all humans to work in the secret nut mines. This is true....I read about it in Dilbert!

Right now......I would like to win that award before we go to war. My caption is, "A young and future plastic surgeon's early experiments in the field of breast enlargement."

citizen of the world said...

Way cool. Does it make you want to dance and sing the King Louie song from Jungle Bool? "Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I want to be like you, ooh, ooh!"

buffalodickdy said...

Caption: "You're just like your father, he thinks I'm a pair of boobs with a primate attached too.."

Roger said...

"I wonder if I can get milk quicker if I stick this in my belie button"

Nice award Odat who is T.O.M. the monkey king?

Nosjunkie said...

hahahahahaha
I think you guys watched planet of the apes one toooo many times glad to see you smiling

Patti said...

Congratulations on being named a member of the Monkey Alliance Group.
Well deserved, I might add!

As for the caption, I'll think about it today.

Love your sense of humor Odat!

Paul said...

Captain : "Momma just loves it when I pinch her nipples. "

Sarge Charlie said...

"Hey Maw, look what I found"

You know I want one of those NYC awards real bad..........

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

somebody get this little freakoid off my tits!!! he's just going to RUIN them!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxooxox

The Mama Bear said...

Wonderful membership...
My caption...
"Okay ladies let's work these nipples, stretch 1,2,3, ...and remember Don't forget to breathe!"

Ralph said...

Caption: Let's nip this in the bud

Congrats on your initiation to MAG...can Spud join as well. He could be the brains of the MAM...

Open Grove Claudia said...

Can I plan a hidden camera on you and expose the forbidden city?? Gosh, what an honor!! Hurray for Odat!!

Matt-Man said...

Hmmmmm. That's a tough one. No, that wasn't my caption, but I guess it does work. Cheers!!

Akelamalu said...

What's this Mom, a chapel hat peg?

Mike M said...

Caption: Mom, have you lost weight or have you nipples always been this elastic?

Lois Grebowski said...

I can't think of a caption... I look at the picture and just laugh!


Congrats on your Monkey award. Sounds VERY prestigious!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I used to be perky before this little ass****. :)

Odat said...

Thanks everyone for participating.....lol...It's going to be very, very tough to pick a winner. I'll post the winner on Wednesday....

Peace and hugsssssssss!

Hammer said...

Caption: Hey ma! Ever heard of Nair?

Julie said...

caption: Dagnabbit...just let me tweak it and as soon as they leave I'll start sucking it again.

Amazing Gracie said...

I vote for Ralph's entry. For me, all I can think of is "OUCH!!!!)
~~~ Blessings~~~