Mad Wife Disease
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
Peace
24 comments:
LOL Odat, love it!
Have a lovely weekend.
Nice one!!
Bwahahahahahaha, your horse called. Bwahahahahahaha. Excellent. Hugs. :)
Busted! Too funny! You're not only gonna live, you will thrive...Still thinking good thoughts for you, dear...
OUCH......smile
"HEY ETHEL, IS THAT YOU ETHEL????
Sarge, lol, you weren't supposed to see ethel until tomorrow!!!
I posted that by mistake and took it down! lol
Diane, thanks for stopping by!
Cas, lol.
Sandee...thanks for all your hugs!!
Buffalo, ohhh keep telling me
that, please!
I love that joke. I just heard it a few days ago and it cracked me up.
Ha...Bada Bing. Cheers Odat!!
hahaha - good one, Odat! thanks for the chuckle
Absolutely hilarious.
All I ever find are slips of papers with numbers from work, that make no sense.
Thanks for the chuckle.
HA HA HA! Very funny.
Hope you are having a good Saturday.....
o I love that!
hey have some lurve!
I got tagged with it...
here:
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it's to pass round freely!!
Was that call really his girlfriend? Neigh says I...
heh heh heh...thanks for the laugh. ;)
and then she hit him again....right?
Hey there. You and your jokes. I hope even with these laughs you still realize it's okay to hysterically cry when the moment suits you. And you are still in my best of thoughts and prayers. =o)
You're now a member of MAG thanks to Tom the Minkey. Come by and see.
I love it when you horse around with us.
Bwahahahaha (cracking myself up)
Oh no! He sure is in trouble!
Maybe Laura Lou is Mr. Ed's sister.
You have my permission to report and all my love to you.
Hahaha good one Odat! :D
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