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Saturday, February 02, 2008

Joke Day


Mad Wife Disease

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."
Peace

24 comments:

Dianne said...

LOL Odat, love it!

Have a lovely weekend.

Casdok said...

Nice one!!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha, your horse called. Bwahahahahahaha. Excellent. Hugs. :)

buffalodickdy said...

Busted! Too funny! You're not only gonna live, you will thrive...Still thinking good thoughts for you, dear...

Sarge Charlie said...

OUCH......smile

Sarge Charlie said...

"HEY ETHEL, IS THAT YOU ETHEL????

Odat said...

Sarge, lol, you weren't supposed to see ethel until tomorrow!!!
I posted that by mistake and took it down! lol

Diane, thanks for stopping by!

Cas, lol.

Sandee...thanks for all your hugs!!

Buffalo, ohhh keep telling me
that, please!

Palm Springs Savant said...

I love that joke. I just heard it a few days ago and it cracked me up.

Matt-Man said...

Ha...Bada Bing. Cheers Odat!!

Patti said...

hahaha - good one, Odat! thanks for the chuckle

The Mama Bear said...

Absolutely hilarious.
All I ever find are slips of papers with numbers from work, that make no sense.
Thanks for the chuckle.

Mimi Lenox said...

HA HA HA! Very funny.
Hope you are having a good Saturday.....

Gledwood said...

o I love that!

Gledwood said...

hey have some lurve!

I got tagged with it...

here:

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it's to pass round freely!!

Ralph said...

Was that call really his girlfriend? Neigh says I...

crazy working mom said...

heh heh heh...thanks for the laugh. ;)

katherine. said...

and then she hit him again....right?

Christy said...

Hey there. You and your jokes. I hope even with these laughs you still realize it's okay to hysterically cry when the moment suits you. And you are still in my best of thoughts and prayers. =o)

Mike M said...

You're now a member of MAG thanks to Tom the Minkey. Come by and see.

Jeff B said...

I love it when you horse around with us.

Bwahahahaha (cracking myself up)

Julie said...

Oh no! He sure is in trouble!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Maybe Laura Lou is Mr. Ed's sister.

Mike M said...

You have my permission to report and all my love to you.

Roger said...

Hahaha good one Odat! :D