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Monday, August 14, 2006

Frogs


In a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuouslyon lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freakin think so.

Peace

2 comments:

C said...

I have a wonderful book on the potency of certain lethal doses. Oh wow ... did I say that. Just kidding. No truly I do have this book but I used it for writing. See link: http://product.half.ebay.com/_W0QQcpidZ501192QQprZ368022

MyHeartHurts said...

LOL* That was brilliant, it put a lot of my current woes into prospective! Thanks so much! ~M *lol