Ok ...the big news of the day....Great Britain has thwarted a terrorist plot to blow up a few dozen planes flying over the US. I'm glad they caught it, gives me one less thing to worry about today...As a result ....one cannot take any kinds of liquids or lotions onto the plane. Well.... that leaves me in a bit of a quandry....actually it's going to leave me on the ground! I cannot travel without my "liquids" and "lotions" nonetheless live without them. How will I wash & condition my hair, youthen (new word) my face, keep my legs from irratation after shaving, freshen my breath, deordorize my underarms, numb myself while flying (my flask of whiskey), screen myself from the sun, unred(another new word) my eyes, polish my nails, soften the callouses on my lil feet, remove my eye make-up, kill sperm (did i just say that?) lol, well you get the picture, doncha?
Planting my feet on the ground, Peace!
3 comments:
How will they clean the actual plane, too? No liquids on the plane will get a bit scary. Of course, now that I think about it, the first thing I always start using when I fly is my hair gel!!
LOL....Is that because you want to keep your hair from looking windblown or you want to acheive that look?
Hair Gel right before take-off, it's the new messed up look for guys!!
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