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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Think on This!

Email of the Day.....

Something to Think About

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.


Bikerbabenj said...

Well these all "WOW'd" me.... wayyyyyy too much brain food for 7:30 am...

I'll hafta catch up with em later.


Michael C said...

Numbers 5,2 and 1 could be the most truthful things I've ever read. I may have to add those to my email signature/tag line at work!!

Thanks for my daily dose of philosophy!

MyHeartHurts said...

I love #2! lol So truthful. M

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Great post! I especially like your suggeston about the Dept. of Agriculture. If cows were terrorists, we wouldn't have a problem.