Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

Friday, December 01, 2006


IT'S HAPPY DANCE FRIDAY!!! And you know what that means:
Time for Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support;
(I know you were all just dying to get these questions answered, so I researched the internet for hours to find information. The following respresent the results. I hope it is of assistance to you.)
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
One last thought: Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
So sorry for putting you throught that but it's been one of those weeks and my brain is all mush today. Must be the medication! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Have a great weekend!!!!


ShadowFalcon said...

How to have a good weekend - shake it :-)

Skittles said...

hahahaa.. Happy December!

Pickled Olives said...

adorable. Today, I will fix everything by picking it up and shaking it!!! Happy weekend.

maggie said...

My baby won't stop crying.....should I pick it up and shake it. LOL

Matt-Man said...

Damn Maggie you beat me to it. Have a fantabulous weekend odat. Spend it with all of the Christmas Tree gawkers, n'shit.

Dan said...

I read this post and got thirsty. So I went to the fridge for a can of Coke. I picked it up and shook it.

Thanks a lot!!!

Now I have this huge mess to mop up. And look at my shirt!

Lizza said...

No, don't apologize. We appreciate you going through all those hours of research just to educate us on the proper use of Etch-A-Sketch. ;-)

Have a great weekend, odat!

mist1 said...

You should work for Etch-A-Sketch tech support.

Tisha said...

Heh heh. Too funny. : )

Great post. Skittles even said so!

Mike said...

Everything I ever wanted to know about an etch-a-sketch and more. A good one lol.

Michael C said...

I'm sensing a theme here. I just bought a new fish and, yep you guessed it - I shook it. Now I need to call fish tech support. I've got a cold and I just can't shake it. I could keep going, but I won't. Have a great weekend!!

Odat said...

LOL..Ok you shake it, I'll fake it!

Skittles, Happy December to you too
Thanks! ;-)

Pickled, Shake it but don't break it.(omg did I just say that?)

Maggie, NOOOOOOOOOO, no shaking of babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt, Shame on you for even thinking of shaking a baby!
You have a wonderful weekend also, I wish you fun n'shit.

Dan, Ya gotta pay attention to what gets shaken and what doesn't!

I'm so happy you appreciated it!

Duh, where do you think I work now???

Mike, Thanks for stopping by and I'm glad I could help. lol

Michael, Oh go shake your belly and do some belly

Claudia said...

shake shake shake..shake it like a polaroid picture...

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty...

Shake it up...

Dan's comment made me laugh...I tried that once, on purpose, just to see how bad it would be...but I tried it outside...on the grass!!

thethinker said...

Some people just don't get it. Etch-a-Sketch's should only be used by trained professionals.

Have a great weekend, Odat.

The CEO said...

I'm shaking it, I'm shaking it. My wife thinks I could use the meds though.

Calabar Gal said...

Skittles sent me!!

Hubby is complaining of attention deficit now I'm sitting in front of the PC and surfing blogs I love. Should I pick him up & shake him? LOL

MyHeartHurts said...

I want that to be my motto! "Pick me up and shake me baby! Hmmm I new tattooo perhaps? lol.... ~M