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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Year!!!!! 2007



Hope all your dreams, resolutions, wishes, or whatever it is you want for 2007 comes true for you. A very happy and healthy new year to my blogging buddies!!!!

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to...

- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Spend more time at work, surfing the internet.
- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.
- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Not have eight children at once.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Start being superstitious.
- Personal goal: bring back disco.
- Buy an '83 VW Beetle and invest in a stereo system.
- Get the windows tinted.
- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
- Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
- Not eat cloned meat.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more shoes.
- Get further in debt.
- Not believe politicians.
- Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
- Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
- Stay off the International Space Station.
- Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.
- Associate with even worse business clients.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Mope about my faults.
- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Peace

13 comments:

Just-Me-Jen said...

Great list! Happy New Year! :-)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ha ha ha.... odat, you are a hoot honey...... bee

SGT DUB said...

Odat, Guess my first note didn't take hold, wishing you a very Happy New Year, and nice list.

Aisby said...

Those look like resolutions even I could keep.

Happy New Year

Skittles said...

Now there's a list I could fall in love with!

(I'm challenging everyone with word verification to turn it off for one week.)

The CEO said...

I've done a good bit of that list this year. although do I really have to start watching TV? A great list otherwise, thank you. Happy New Year!

Lizza said...

Hahaha! What a great, funny list. Happy New Year! Anticipating more words of wisdom from you in 2007. :-)

Michael C said...

Can I adopt your list, it's great!!!
Happy New Year!

Liz said...

Oh my goodness, that was too funny. I especially love "Not eat cloned meat".

Happy New Year to you and yours! Be safe tonight!

ian said...

Good luck with those goals. Just don't let them become all-consuming in your quest to become...whatever it is you're trying to become. :)

Happy New Year, darlin'.

Ian

thethinker said...

Happy New Year to you as well! I love your list, especially "get further in debt", "focus on the faults of others", and "Never make New Year's resolutions again". I think I'll add those to my list.

Pickled Olives said...

LOL! Yes, these are attainable. I am rethinking my list now! Peace

Claudia said...

LOL!! I love these...I made my mom listen to them!!