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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The "F" word.

I just had to do it. I couldn't help it. As soon as I typed "F" it just came out!!! I make no apologies.

I know you know what it means!!! It's a verb, literally meaning "to engage in sexual intercouse", but we all know how bastardized it has become. And so versatile too! Covers all the parts of speech.....a noun: as in that fuck; an adjective: fucking ; an adverb: this fucking computer needs lots more storage; intejection: where the fuck are my shoes???; or simply as an exclamation: FUCK, it's Monday! Made up words too: fanfuckingtastic, infuckingcredible!

And just for the record, I can say it here with impunity because in 1971 (long before I was born, he he he) the U.S. Supreme Court decided that the mere public display of fuck is protected under the First and Fourteenth Amendments and cannot be made a criminal offense. In 1968, Paul Robert Cohen had been convicted of "disturbing the peace" for wearing a jacket with "FUCK THE DRAFT" on it (in reference to conscription in the Vietnam War.) The conviction was upheld by the Court of Appeals and overturned by the Supreme Court. Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971).

So there, I'm just exercising my civil rights!!!

Lastly, let's not forget the words of so many famous people:

General Custer : "Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo : "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein : "Any fucker could understand that!"
Sean Penn : "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck"
John Lennon : "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Anne Boleyn: "Heads are going to fucking roll!"
Richard Nixon : "Who's going to fucking know"
Picasso: "It does fucking look like her"
Christopher Columbus: "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson: "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagarus : "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney : "Fuck a duck"
Joan of Arc: "I don't suppose it will fucking rain"
Miss Marples: "I haven't got a fucking clue"
Noah : "Scattered showers, my fucking arse"

Have a fanfuckingtastic day! ;-)



Bikerbabenj said...

I am in utter hysterics!!! I'm so glad you decided to take the plunge and exercise your civil rights. It's great knowing now I have an excuse to use when it slips out around my kids. Now, my new concern, is that THEY will feel free to exercise THEIR rights.

We're all in fucking trouble now.

Have a great fucking Wednesday my friend.

Meloncutter said...

Now, just fucking how the fuck am I fucking supposed to fucking maintain a sense of fucking decorum and fucking decency. You are fucking corrupting my fucking ass with fucking all of this fucking depravity. Just Fucking yesterday, I fucking declined to fucking comment on your fucking squid fucking cereal fucking tasting like fucking pussy. And You fucking called me fucking chicken. Now fucking look at me. Every fucking word I fucking say is just fucking fucked up. And my fucking therapist fucking just about fucking had me fucking cured.
Fucking thanks a fucking bunch.

Fucking later Yafuckingall.

(this was fucking fun)

mist1 said...

One of my favorite words. I use it every day.

Odat said...

Thanks so fucking much!!

I have to call my IT people now...I just literally spit my coffee and breakfast all over my fucking computer from laughing so fucking much!!!!! OMG!!!!! Too fucking funny...

You fucking go, girl!

Michael C said...

Thay was hysterical!!!!!The First Amendment comes to the rescue again.

I'm so pathetic, I say the word about every 3 minutes but can't type it. See...fuJHhghbfkjds

ARGGGGGGGG, help me!!!!

Odat said...

michael, i know you can do it!!!
I mean, fucking try!!!!!

Just D said...

The fucking things a person will do on a fucking double dawg dare.


Odat said...

just d,
you tied my fucking hands behind my back and fucking made me do this......!!!!! Nice fucking friend you are!!!

MyHeartHurts said...

My favorite word! For fuck's sake I had no clue it was perfectly legal protected my the Constitution! Why thank you ODAT! Now I don't have to feel like white trash, every time I fucking say, FUCK!!!

Be well and thanks again... Feeling smarter with every word most fucking especialy this one~M

brat said...

just couldn't stick with the "friend" word huh????

Figures !!!!!!!!! :)

Odat said...

hmmm...nope! lol

Pickled Olives said...

ah hahahahaha. This is fucking great!! I have the worst mouth that I've tried correcting and recently gave up. Thanks for the encouragement to continue my contitutional right!

C said...

Fuck! How the fuck can you fucking be so fucken vulgar and just exploit your fucken constitutional rights? ha ha ha just fucken kidding.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

You only look sweet and innocent... Fuck charm.

ShadowFalcon said...

Somes I hate swearing and other times it Fucking A

p.s you been tagged